The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades! Startling evidence from the official website of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. It seems that they are using the Cube Progressive Truth Generator(TM) and possibly the Group Name Picker. Consider this glorious post.

Vice Marshal Ri Yong Ho chief of general staff of the KPA is visiting Cuba .A brilliant example of consolidating the anti imperialist independent front and proletarian internationalism in action.The strenghening of the relationship in the military field between the eastern outpost of socialism and the far western outpost of socialism will greatly strengthen and benefit the international revolutionary movement! Long live the militant friendship between the land of Che and Fidel and the land of Juche!

Now if this doesn't sound like something right out of one of the Cube truth generators, I don't know what does. Notice how the two peace loving outposts of socialism are embracing their militant friendship, and are working to further the international revolutionary movement. It is shameful that the United States continues to oppress these noble nations that only seek international militant friendship and revolutionary solidarity.

{off} I will not link to the official North Korea website. It is most peculiar and does things that even slow down my glorious Linux machine. Look for it and visit at your own risk comrade!

Awww... Look! They found Papa Kim's uniforms in the closet.

Aren't they so cute too Comrade Car? Maybe when they grow up, they can have a big giant hat of their own.

Only if it is at least 25% smaller than Papa Kim's hat... none may exceed his greatness and how he stands above all those less equal than he.

That is what the big hairdo and elevator shoes are for though, correct? To ensure that Dear Leader always stands taller than the rest of those who are less equal than him.

Are you speaking of Papa Kim, Father O., Granny Clinton or some other great "Dear Leader"?

Dear Leader Kim. Although I suspect Granny Clinton could use a few endowments to help her along. Perhaps a visit to the Pelosi facelift clinic as well.

Are massive face lifts covered by the Healthcare Reform bill?

Comrade Videot,
I doubt your loyalty to The Party^TM. Any Good Communist would know that of course massive facelifts are covered by the People's Democratic and Peaceful Healthcare Reform Bill, just like every other aspect of The Human Condition. The only question is whether or not she would herself be eligible to use the People's Healthcare^TM, or whether her status as a Dear Leader in Good Standing would allow her to use health coverage of her choice. I hope you have realized the errors of your ways and are able, through the glorious cleansing ritual of manual labor, to once again become more equaller. Report to the nearest Shovel Center as soon as possible to begin your road to recovery. (Which according to the People's Monitoring Center^TM is six blocks from the computer you're using, at the corner of 3rd and Main.) Good luck!

Recently comrade Putin was seen with a black eye. This caused great worry among the Russian people who feared that he had secretly underwent some procedure to retain his youthful appearance. Apparently up until then nobody ever considered the fact that he ages.

I think they would've been happier believing that some prostitute slugged him with an empty vodka bottle after he refused to pay her.

CW....... I like your final explanation ! It's an Occam's Razor kind'a thing.

Yes, yes, I admit that your tools are useful indeed. After I executed the former incompetent chief of propaganda who failed utterly by misspelling my superior name, I appointed Anita Dung to replace him. Anita began using your glorious tools in earnest and diligently to advance the revolutionary cause.

I too love the uniforms so does anything else really matter? Brown doesn't show dirt or blood and is a very useful color. I think dear Leader should adopt it for all the little people.
btw, I heard an accurate rumor that there was great concern that Korea was going to tip over??

Comrades,

It has been noted on the above short people in uniform, their buttons are not aliigined.

Are their swollen stomachs caused by gluttony, or is it an advanced sign of starvation?

On the other hand, maybe their are no good tailors in North Korea.

Comrade Tooorisky, despite your seniority and ranking in the party, I must denounce you this time for underestimating the resourcefulness and ability of the Dear Leader! You forgot that we cankidnap invite the best tailors in the world.
https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/2821221.stm
talks about some folks the Dear Leaderkidnapped invited.