The People's Cube - Political Satire

Finally, the DNC has announced their election year agenda and not a moment too soon. The socialist agenda known as the Unification Revolution is now at the forefront of everyone's mind unlike with John Kerry's presidential campaign platform in 2004. Borrowing from the 1994 Republican Party's Contract with America, the DNC has declared a twelve bullet pointed Five Year Plan For America.

• All 50 states will be united into one Homo Genius super state.
  
• The impeachment and imprisonment of George W. Bush.
  
• The right to organize a union.
  
• Imposing the Employee Free Choice Act giving the American worker the freedom to flip burgers or perform open heart surgery and earn the same pay!
  
• The stock clerk occupation will become the benchmark wage earner for a strong middle class!
  
• The corporate CEO cannot make more than two weeks of minimum wage pay over the course of their lifetime.
  
• Broadband Internet for All! Full Employment will be eternally guaranteed through this single decree!
  
• Energy independence through centralized rationing of all energy sources.
  
• Healthcare for All!
  
• The safety for all Soldiers will be guaranteed to all serving in a war zone.
  
• Dignified retirement through the AmeriSlave plan guaranteeing every American home a resident senior citizen domestic aid.
  
• The Innovation Omega! The Guarantee of America's role as the global economic leader by imposing organized labor, the inspection of 100% of our imports through our organized port labor, the restricting of free trade, raising trade tariffs, an embargo on all foreign energy sources, and raising taxes on economic investment.

As the DNC announces this bold new five year plan, they acknowledge aloud (unlike John Kerry in 2004) that before we can have our fate taken out of our hands, the DNC must win one more election. This time, the ultimate guarantee of making this upcoming vote our last election is not just a campaign platform, but a decree for the future existence of our nation and the betterment of the next generation!

https://www.cnsnews.com/ViewPolitics.as ... 0315b.html

Wow! And they say the democratic party doesn't have any new ideas. Oh, happy days are here again!

I hear that the motherland of Russa has had RED snow falling. They have also had yellow snow falling on an industrial island.

ENSLAVED AT HOME, RESPECTED ABROAD!!!! PRAISE THE PROGRESSIVE AND BENEVOLENT WORK OF THE PARTY!!!

Chairman Meow-Say-Pun wrote:ENSLAVED AT HOME, RESPECTED ABROAD!!!!

WOW! That nails it on the head when it comes to any great communist or muslim regime! No wonder the progressives amongst us are so enthralled with both the commies and the islamofashionists.

You have problems in America because you have not submitted to Allah. If you think that is "enslavement" you will never know Paradise.

Muslim Jim wrote:You have problems in America because you have not submitted to Allah. If you think that is "enslavement" you will never know Paradise.

America will never surrender to false gods created by drugged out, angry psychopaths who kill others in the name of "Allah".

Muslim Jim wrote:You have problems in America because you have not submitted to Allah. If you think that is "enslavement" you will never know Paradise.

Perhaps you should hear Wafa Sultan.
https://www.memritv.org/Search.asp?ACT=S9&P1=1050



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