The People's Cube - Political Satire

Texting isn't just for kids anymore! Researchers at Karl Marx Treatment Center have developed the following acronyms for all progressive texters, who must now put them to immediate use in order to raise awareness of the issues and push the new paradigm. The new system is called PROG TXTNG. Use liberally.



FEATA - From Each According To Ability
TEA2N - To Each According To Need
HNC - Hope'n'Change
BDI - Bush Did It
YWC - Yes We Can
LIMB - Living In Mom's Basement
OTO - Obama The One
GTIH - Give 'Til It Hurts
V4O - Voted For Obama
HHHH - Hey Hey, Ho Ho
OPM - Other People's Money
FTP-TTH - Feed The Poor-To The Hungry
MCP - Male Chauvinist Pig
CISH - Che Is So Hot
KTL - Kill The Landlords
P2P - Power To The People
DMV - Done Multiple Voting
TITODO - Tune In Turn On Drop Out
MTS - Milk The System
FUON - Fierce Urgency Of Now
BFF - Blow For Food
TTR - Tax The Rich
OMG - Obey Magnanimous Government
IFTC - It's For The Children
PWONT - Progressive World of Next Tuesday
HBO - Hate Bush Orgasm
HO - Hillary Operative (as in "I'm not that kind of HO")

Special thanks to Comrade Whoopie for selfless contributions.

How about we render Hey Hey, Ho Ho as 4H. Also, I would like to suggest the edition of..

R2DH = Rent's Too Damned High

NJNP - No Justice, No Peace
NWFO - No War for Oil
WW4F - Will Work For Food
WP - Worker's Paradise

And, of course...

MTE - Many-Titted Empress

GWNT Glorious World of Next Tuesday

IBF: It's Bush's Fault

Comrades,
How about WTF for Where's the Fork, and other uses.

ROP - Religion Of Peace
WWBD - What Would Barry Do
TTRC - Throw The RC
BMBFL - Busted My Big Fat Lip
WNABO - Who Needs A Bail Out
HU - Huh Ummm
SRJ - Shovel Ready Jobs
WML - Where's My Lobsters

TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As Aggressive Fascist Liberals

EAT-Erase all thought
JL-Jifi-Lobo
@WO- At Welfare Office
SIDS- Speak in DoubleSpeak
RTC- Report(ing) ThoughCrimes
CTPS- Capitalist Scum.

PID - Palin is dumb
BID - Bush is dumb
RWD - Reagan was dumb
AWDAWMID - Anyone who doesn't agree with me is dumb

BO = Barack Obama
BO = Obama's dog
OBO = Or Best Offer
ORT = Obama Reading teleprompter
MO = Michelle Obama
MOAB = Michelle Obama Arms Bare
MOOV Michelle Obama on Vacation

I believe Dear Leader could save a lot of wear on His Blackberry BB by using the following:

LMBC- let me be clear
IA57S- in all 57 states
UUUUUU- umm umm uhh uhh uhh
ROFLMFAO- redistributing on floor lecturing my favorite Alinsky often
WCGTKBTTOWDTCITDITFP-we can't give the keys back to the ones who drove the car into the ditch in the first place

...just to name a few.

WHAPTS - We have a planet to save.

CIVTATCTANTTU - Cuba, Iran, Venezuela, these are tiny countries, they are no threat to us.

TTMLAD - They treat me like a dog

TFBP - The first black president

5YP - Five Year Plan

TCT - The Current Truth

WWU - Wee Wee'd Up

Groucho Marxist wrote:
BO = Barack Obama
BO = Obama's dog

BO = Bail Out

and also...
BO = Bowel Obstruction
BO = Bacterial Overgrowth
BO = Body Odor
BO = Back Orifice
BO = Black Ops
BO = Blood Omen

BBO- Big Brother Obama
BSM- Big Sister Michelle
TNRTNMSNBCNPR- The New Republic, The Nation, MSNBC, and NPR.

GRBRP - Gate Rape Beats Repressive Profiling
WFTGAWHTJYJ - We're From The Government And We're Here To Jiggle Your Junk

CSFO - Cork Suckers for Obama [North Cal. wine gulpers] and other uses

CRI - Cranial Rectal Insertion

MMF -Mamma Mo"s Fa-toss

TBAIEBTM! (That Broad's Ass Is Even Bigger Than Michelle's!)

LMP=Legalize Medical Pot
LMM= Legalize Medical Marijuana
WYMDTSW=What's Your Medical Diagnosis To Smoke Weed?
LGS= Let's Get Stoned

CBRMC - C'mon baby, release my chakra

YBPSIOT (You'd Better Put Some Ice On That)

The Party and the Government deem the participation on this thread commendable and we are looking into increasing everyone's beet rations!

Groucho Marxist -

EMGS - Everybody Must Get Stoned

(Property rights to this quote are being currently disputed between Bob Dylan and Prophet Mohammed)

GSB+ = Good Solid B Plus

WBSH = We're Buying Shrimp Here

TSW = The System Worked

Oh Dear! How could I forget....

MMMBHO = Mmm,Mmm,Mmm, Barack Hussain Obama

A dispatch from General Secretary:

TRSPTFS = The rich must pay their fair share

TXNSPND = Tax and Spend

MBDMBZ = my body my business

FDUSA = Yes We Can

RMT - Raise My Taxes

NMTRTJT - No, Not My Taxes! That's Just a Tactic To Raise Everyone Else's Taxes

Yes We Can! - Consistency is the Hobgoblin of Little Minds

AYJABTU- all your junk are belong to us (h/t to Red Square? I believe)

IUSWABE* - if you spread the wealth around, it's better for everyone

DMYSOMBBA - dammit Michelle you sat on my Blackberry™ again

IITMFGWBhtlr - I inherited this mess from George W. BusHitler

UBABWTGE - unemployment benefits are the best way to grow an economy (h/t to Peloski)

*not to be confused with "Iuswabe", a tribal language used by Indonesian gypsies and Obama's native toungue.

Red Square wrote:The Party and the Government deem the participation on this thread commendable and we are looking into increasing everyone's beet rations!

Groucho Marxist -

EMGS - Everybody Must Get Stoned

(Property rights to this quote are being currently disputed between Bob Dylan and Prophet Mohammed)

ATRIGTPTSM = At this rate I'm going to play the Straight Man

EOMAL - Everyone owes me a living

This is all too confusing. We need a 5 year plan to develop and market cell phones that you can just talk into.

Ooo, wait. How about an app that lets you talk into the phone and it converts your words into text? And then you enter the text into another app that converts it into audible words.

TKKKTMBA -

Comrade Whoopie wrote:This is all too confusing. We need a 5 year plan to develop and market cell phones that you can just talk into.

Ooo, wait. How about an app that lets you talk into the phone and it converts your words into text? And then you enter the text into another app that converts it into audible words.

TIATC - (This is all too confusing) -

Dear Leader would be fond of:

ROFRW (rolling on floor, redistributing wealth)
LHABATAI (lets have a beer and talk about it)
IW (I won)
DJTPA (damn joe the plumber anyways)
IWNRTNBOTD (I will not raise taxes, not by one thin dime)
PIITDON (pass it in the dead of night)
CISS ('cuz I said so)
LTEC (let them eat cake)
INFWWDI (it's not fascism when we do it)

These should save some key-strokes on beloved Dear Leaders' BlackBerry ETA: don't know how I forgot: VEVO (vote early, vote often)

BFD= Big F'ing Deal

This topic was cross-posted on IOwnTheWorld.com and has some great suggestions:

FT - Feel This
IALSA - I Am, Like, SO Awesome!
IH8+ - I Hate Christians
LOL - Leeching Other's Livelihoods
MOOSE - Michelle Obama Orders Sensible Eating
MPS - Mean People Suck
IOF - Its Only Fair
ITTPTFS - Its Time They Paid Their Fair Share
AWP - Angry White People
ISBF - I Still Breast Feed
MDIP - My Diaper Is Poopy
TH4U - Tax Hikes 4 You
DTMJ - Don't Touch My Junk
PDS - Palin Derangement Syndrome
PWAB - Punished With A Baby
OMG ISP - Oh My Barack - It's Sarah Palin
IABFD - It's A Big F@%Ing Deal
WOWU - Workers Of The World Untie!
1STTPOMC - 1st Time Proud Of My Country
STWO - Spread The Wealth Around
KCB - Kill Cracka Babies
SPU4POTUS - Sarah Plain Unqualified 4 POTUS
BLPD - Bush Lied People Died
TMPI4AV - Trading My Prius In For A Volt
CIE - Cheney Is Evil
TSA - Touching Someone's A-hole
PABSOMS - Putting Another Bumper Sticker On My Subaru
LMBC - Let Me Be Clear
WMFS - Where's My Free Stuff
WDIPMY - Where Do I Park My Yacht
DITYID - Did I Tell You I'm Distressed?
GD&R - Grinning, Ducking, And Running
TWESTGD - The Worst Economy Since The Gread Depression
OMG - Oh My Gaia!
FPP - Fly Paper President
DYPTHYD - Did You Plug The Ho Yet Daddy
DTMT - Don't Touch My Teleprompter
OSTMOTTU - Oh Sh!T There's More Of Them Than Us
TEBM - Tax Everyone But Me
HAHACR - Health Care And Housing Are Civil Rights
IIAROP - Islam Is A Religion Of Peace
SB1070 - Arizona Nazis
Prop8 - California Nazis
GOP - Nazis Without Borders
IALSMSTY - I Am, Like, SO Much Smarter Than You!

PROP19= Everybody Can't Get Stoned Because of the California Nazis

AYTM?

Can I still use emoticons? Uber Progressive, of course.


NCNW - No Condom No Way
COS - Cone of Silence

I just had a

BM

Barack Moment


OMB

Oh My Barack

SSHHIT

The quiet IT company

Union affiliation:

ODMF

One Dub Mortar Forker [brick layer]

CMLT- Chris Matthews Leg Tingle
FNS- Faux News Sux.

"Hey! Didja hear BHO SOTU speech lasnite? Gave me a big CMLT"
"Krauthammer said we cant afford 2 borrow $4 trillion next year"
"FNS"

I urge all Loyal Progressives to remember the Progressive Acronym describing the most effective tool to enable Loyal Progressives to avoid a particularly dangerous form of Thought-Crime: Failing to shift blame away from Progressivism on those rare occasions on which a Progressive Program inexplicably fails to produce the predicted results:

SPAWN-BLAME


--Thought-Crime Warden

Regarding the acronym "SPAWN-BLAME," I forgot the Educational Tool to enable waivering Progressives to re-learn this technique in case they've gotten rusty or depressed:









--Thought-Crime Warden

Groucho Marxist wrote:BFD= Big F'ing Deal

Comrade Graucho, Do not be ashamed/afraid of using the middle word, "Forking". Much more expressive.

Czar Czar wrote:AYJABTU- all your junk are belong to us (h/t to Red Square? I believe)

IUSWABE* - if you spread the wealth around, it's better for everyone

DMYSOMBBA - dammit Michelle you sat on my Blackberry™ again

IITMFGWBhtlr - I inherited this mess from George W. BusHitler

UBABWTGE - unemployment benefits are the best way to grow an economy (h/t to Peloski)

*not to be confused with "Iuswabe", a tribal language used by Indonesian gypsies and Obama's native toungue.

Please do not forget a language spoken among early sailors, "Iaswaby" CT

IDNR4O2BHOABOFCBOWS - I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of fat cat bankers on Wall Street

SIKWA2K - so I know whose ass to kick

LFBOG - Let's form break out groups

YM - yes michelle

Here's a good one -

IGDE - It's Good For Everybody

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Toasters and Trannies,

Comrades and Commissars of ambiguous gender characteristics!

Allow me to present a thoroughly equal submission:

AMF: Arbeit Macht Frei

FTC: For The Children

FWIW: Freedom Won't Increase Welfare

BTW: Beets To Wash

LFS: Limit Free Speech

BNB: Breasts Not Bombs

BTC: Burn The Constitution

ROFL: Republicans Offer Fallacious Logic

DWI: Democrat With...

DWI: Done With Individualism

DWI: Down With Individualism

LOL: Lack of free Love

OMG: Out Military Gays

OMG: Oh My Gaia

IMHO: In My Hate-filled Opinion

CP: Central Planning

WTF: Will Tax Forever

WTF: We'll Tax your Future

WTF: Will Tax for Fun

WTF: Want to Take your Furniture

WTF: We'll Touch and Feel (your testicles - TSA)

WTF: Wrecking The Future

IMHBO: In My Hate Bush Orgasm

IMLRB: In My Little Red Book

IRL: In Republican Logic

IRL: In Red Lexus

RWT: Redistributing Wealth Today

RUPT: Are You Protesting Today

BYOU: Bailout Your Own Union

BYOC: Bring Your Own Community Organizer

GTGVP: Got To Go Vote Progressive

GTG: Going to Gulag

TGIF: Thank Gaia Independents Failed (to win more seats)

FWB: Friends with Barack

FYI: For Your Inquisition

JK: Just Kulaks

TTYL: Talk To Your Local Commissar

MILF: More Involvement, Less Freedom

LMBO: Laughing My Beets Off

LMCO: Laughing my assless-Chaps Off

TASF: Tax And Spend Forever

SSSS: See Something, Say Something

VYF: Vote Your Feelings


Thanks to Comrade Red Square for the inspiration and for posting them for me while I was busy in Siberia and unable to reach The People's Server. I must confess to feeling a bit guilty at deleting the interim post he made for me on my behalf. I suspect that's what it must feel like to forget to avert your eyes when in the presence of the Obamessiah or to accidentally get up on the RIGHT side of the bed... I'll feel better after 1000 Hail Barrys.

Thanks to all other Comrades for the years of wit I stole redistributed in the crafting of these acronyms.

Finally, I need a new gold tooth extraction technician in the Deceased Comrade Redistribution Unit at the Move the Ural Mountains East Project, Camp 47. Relocation costs will be paid by the rich. Generous 2 Beet Per Week rations! Potential for advancement to Deputy Obamissar. Apply within...

-Commissar Obamissar Vodkavich (COV)
Commissar of Obamissars, Gulags, and Car Wash Products

Oh- and "FTP-TTH"... Brilliant!