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Putin Sings Blueberry Hill for Charity
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NONPROFIT NEWSWIRE wrote:Boy, that Vladimir Putin is such a card, the life of the party, hey Vlad, get that lampshade off your head, you wild and crazy Prime Minister, you! While serving as a KGB officer charged with taking on political dissent in the old Soviet Union, Putin must have picked up a taste for the music of Fats Domino.

At an event described by the Moscow News as a "charity gig in St. Petersburg in front of a star-studded audience," Putin performed "Blueberry Hill" accompanying himself on the Piano. According to the News, "The glamorous audience thanked Putin for his efforts with a standing ovation." Way to go, Vlad!

The fundraiser, with tickets reportedly going for $15,000, at St. Petersburg's Ice Arena was to help cancer centers buy equipment and medicine. Joining Putin were several Hollywood types, including Kevin Costner who reportedly performed a country song, Sharon Stone, Mickey Rourke, Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell, and Vincent Kassel.

The Moscow News wrote:Love and spies

When he was called onstage by one of the presenters, Vladimir Putin objected a little before agreeing to sing a note or two.

“Like the vast majority of people, I cannot sing or play, but I love doing it. You will have to endure,” Putin warned the famous guests before taking the stage, RIA Novosti reported.
He played the Russian song Where the Motherland Begins on piano, a song he said he sang with Anna Chapman and her spying colleagues soon after they returned to Russia.
Putin then sang Blueberry Hill with a jazz orchestra. The latter song was made famous by artists as Louis Armstrong, Fats Domino, Elvis Presley, and many others. It may have been one of the songs from the PM's English lessons, as he described learning the language through song in his recent Larry King interview on CNN.

The glamorous audience thanked Putin for his efforts with a standing ovation.

Does this mean that comrade Putin will claim to be the "first black leader of all the Russia's"?

The audience reaction was an outpouring for his talent, his immediate power over life and death did not even enter into the process.

What we just saw pales in comparison with the notorious Lenin and the Wifebeaters of Communist for Kerry fame.



MP3 File: Communist Redneck Hip Hop Orchestra

MP3 File: Bullsheet



Comrade Lenin performs entertainment services for the beloved people, singing a song about his hatred towards the bourgeoisie and the loneliness of the revolutionary struggle.



Now Lenin sings a love song about the bright communistic future we will all collectively build.

BTW, if someone wants to make a music video with these songs, that would be great! There's more party music where it came from.

Argh! Amateur hour! What could be expected of a dog capitalist sell-out to the west!!

Mr. P-P-Pu-tin needs a good thrashing at the karaoke mike...

I choose you Mr. Kim Jong-Un! Perhaps something with a good beat and easy to dance to?

https://folk.ntnu.no/makarov/temporary_ ... ale-kr.mp3

Seeing Vlad at the piano put me to mind of Frank Sinatra. When Frank the ole' " Chairman of the Board" entered the room you knew you were in the presence of someone very, very special.

Here's another take on the event:

Medvedev has talent also. Here's a duet they did earlier this year:

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As Dave Barry was wont to say: "I'm NOT making this up!" Just wait until Spymaster Anna Chapman learns about this.

--KOOK

Red Square, Explain yourself!


Comrade Putin has instructed me that since you're messing with his 38's, he's sending me to your dacha to deal with you with my 45. Unless of course you can prove this is a photoshop created by a Reich-Wing Troll. Or, perhaps you can prove this event took place long before she became Comrade Putin's mistress (code name "Blueberry Hill").

I'll give you 48 hours -- unless before then Comrade Putin unexpectedly holds a press conference (in a last-ditch effort to save his marriage) and says, "I did not find my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

--SpyMaster Anna Chapman.

SpyMasterAnnaChapman wrote:--SpyMaster Anna Chapman.

Shouldn't that read "SpyMistress Anna Chapman"???

Comrade Red Square,

You are merely seeking to avoid the issue. Of course it should not read "SpyMistress Anna Chapman" because that's not me in the picture-- it's Putin's mistress, Alina Kabayeva (whose code-name is "Blueberry Hill").

Now I admit that it's not uncommon for men to confuse gorgeous women such as Alina and I (because the men seem to focus their attention other than on the face), but as you an see from the blowup of me below, that person in that picture is NOT me.





You should be contacting Putin's wife right now and demanding that she demand that he hold that press conference to take you off the hook.

Maybe he'll even claim that Alina Kabayeva is really your mistress only.

Indeed, maybe there might be a special medal for you from the Kremlin if you are willing to let Putin pull a "John Edwards" and get you to be the "fall guy."


Keep your fingers crossed.

--SpyMASTER Anna Chapman

Red Square wrote:

SpyMasterAnnaChapman wrote:--SpyMaster Anna Chapman.

Shouldn't that read "SpyMistress Anna Chapman"???

Red Square,

You must be thinking that you have gotten away with your thought-crime, which flew right over the head of SpyMaster Anna Chapman.

SpyMaster Anna Chapman, being a wholly liberated female member of our Clandestine Services whose mental processes never wander into the unprogressive zone of thought-crimes, did not even perceive the blatantly unprogressive, sexist nature of your question.

Thus, she did not raise the obvious question of what to do about your thought-crime in daring to suggest that female members of our Clandestine Services should have genderized titles in a manner consistent with the way the Male Patriarchy's domination of Capitalism has repressed and exploited women by manipulating their qualifications with what Adam Smith called "The Invisible Hand."


(Today it would, of course, be recognized for its truly evil nature as the "Ungloved Invisible Hand" -- Indeed, is that how you managed to induce Putin's Mistress to pose with you at your book-signing? Hmmmm. Now, that would explain the pleasant smile on the face of Putin's Mistress.)

Perhaps the Party should consider reassigning you for re-training and re-education. On the other hand, you may have exposed yourself as best suited for the role of a TSA Examiner.

Even better, there would appear to be suitable role for you to provide Progressive ObamaCare, which replaces the sexist specialties of Gynecology and Urology (in which I have been a practitioner) with the ObamaCare Specialty of Genitology under the auspices of Janetalia.

--Thought-Crime Warden

My Dearest Comrade Red Square,

Having observed the threatening posts by Thought-Crime Warden and SpyMaster Anna Chapman, I decided it's necessary for me to make an appearance for straighting-out purposes.






Pay no attention to the threats from Thought-Crime Warden or SpyMaster Anna Chapman. I have far more influence with my beloved Vladie than does Thought-Crime Warden, and a Mistress has far more influence over Vladie than does one of his underlings such as SpyMaster Anna Chapman. (She had no "need to know" about all of my special relationships, but now I will bring her into the loop.)

I assure you that Comrade Putin had no objections whatsoever to may appearing at your book-signing. He thinks your double-agent strategy of writing a book titled "Shakedown Socialism" is brilliant. He knows you use the book to lure those Tea-Partiers to the Cube in the mistaken belief that the Cube is anti-socialist when all who visit the Cube know that it is Progressive to the Max.

He sends you his regards and says, "Keep up the good work," which reminds me of the reason he sent me to your book-signing-- he wanted me to help you keep it up.

--Putin's Mistress
PS-- In keeping with the spirit of the Collective, Vladie is happy to share me with Heroes of the Revolution such as yourself. He just wants me to keep you straight.

comrades,

A pont of order please.

Should that not be translated as "Blueberry Hills", makes more sense in English.

Comrade Tooorisky wrote:comrades,

A pont of order please.

Should that not be translated as "Blueberry Hills", makes more sense in English.

Well, Tooorisky, that depends on whether you're referring to me or to my hills, but I think they're more like mountains than hills. Why should you care anyway? You look more like a valley guy than a hills guy. Vladie? You know what an outdoorsman he is-- he loves the hills and valleys, which leads to a lot of ups and downs in our relationship.

--Putin's Mistress.

What's wrong with the audience? They clap like white people!!! More cultural re-edukation is definitely needed.

Anyway, now I'm not so mad at Paul McCartney for charging $500 a ticket for his shows if Putin can bring in $15,000.