1/14/2011, 10:45 pm

It took many drafts and revisions to ensure my mind was properly represented and anything that could be distorted as a threat was removed, but i finally mailed a letter bearing my glorious signature to Sheriff KKKlerance Dupnikkk. It follows.
Sheriff Dupnik,
I wrote this letter the moment I heard you spouting your heartless Leftist claptrap. You have no shame. A demented young Leftist who reads The Communist Manifesto and Mein Kampf kills six innocent people (including a nine-year-old girl, a federal judge, and a local pastor) and wounds 14 in his attempt to murder a Jewish Congresswoman and you see it as an opportunity to bash the American people with ad hominem attacks to portray the people you are suppose to protect as “bigots.” How dare you make political hay out of this tragedy?
You couldn't even wait for the bodies to get cold. This boy kills innocent people and you use it as a weapon to kill Free Speech. You accuse Americans of vitriol, but your radical statements are textbook examples of brazen, hypocritical vitriol. I'm sure you believe this madman was a member of the “evil” Tea Party angry over a black President and his health care bill. This alone shows your mental deficiency and how unqualified you are to hold office. Do you seriously believe that society as a whole is responsible for the actions of one madman who was fueled, not by the people around him, but his own twisted mind and the mad, violent ravings of dead men like Hitler and Marx? As a police officer, how can you jump to such wild conclusions so early in the investigation before any of the facts were in? Your bias is showing. Why are you so full of hate?
I do hope you felt this way when Obama spewed “vitriol.” Remember when he said, “Get in people's faces,” or, “If they bring a knife, we'll bring a gun.” How about when Bush was compared to Hitler or hanged in efigy for nearly eight years. Where were you then? Thank God no one acted out due to those eight years of hate. Why didn't this happen during all those “angry” town hall meetings? By the way, quit saying vitriol. I understand using big words makes you feel smart, but it's not working. You need to learn to do your job or get a new one impersonating Grampa from the Munsters.
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I know it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks, but you have to learn that your job is to protect the citizens of your county and leave the verbal diarrhea to the politicians and ignorant college students. Thus far you have done the opposite by failing to keep your citizens safe and exploiting a tragedy to voice your backwards ideals. Why weren't your officers there to protect Mrs. Giffords? Haven't you even considered the consequences of your vitriol in regards to how it might damage the prosecution by tainting the jury pool and building an insanity defense?
I can see through you, what hides behind your visage. You are hateful. You have your panties in a bunch over an Immigration law that is not only supported by most “bigotted” Americans, but is also Constitutionally sound and an extension of existing federal law. Instead of behaving yourself like a professional in a time of crisis and tragedy, you capitalize on it as a soapbox to broadcast your hackneyed political views and prejudices. This makes you look like a crazy Liberal with no sense of priority. I whole-heartedly hope the “bigots” in your “Capital and Mecca for prejudice and bigotry”vote for a real Sheriff next time around and throw you out in the street where you belong.
I have a question for you: are all the people holding candle light vigils for Giffords “bigots” in your enlightened judgment? It's time to put on your big boy pants and stop whining. If you should be upset about anything, it should be the fact you let this slimy Fascist murderer slip through your butter fingers. He's made multiple threats in the past. How'd you do that? He wasn't Mexican; you should have felt free to pursue him to the full extent of the law without fear BEFORE six people had to pay for your incompetence. A little girl is dead. You need to get over yourself and get a grip.
Except the fact that you will never be a real Sheriff like Joe Arpaio, but just one of many in a long line of bad jokes in dire need of replacement. Your ignorance makes you as dangerous a person as Jared Loughner.You are uninformed and ignorant. The vitriol you yourself are guilty of is as hateful and devisive as any I have lately heard. Mr. Dupe-nik, you are a disgrace to law enforcement and to the American people in general. This tragedy is at your feet. Shame, shame on you.
Sincerely,
Benjamin Cody Schiele
“Evil bigot” and Reagan Conservative
I formally denounce myself as a thoughtcriminal and thow myself upon the Mercy of the Party™


You've become MY hero (move over Leninka). Super kudos! Excellent work well done. p.s. be on the lookout for the FBI or perhaps the chief bigot himself, Eric Holder, to show up at your door with a few "questions". and welcome to the Cube!
