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1/31/2011, 1:41 pm
Colonel 7.62
As we know, the Iranians are most skilled at photoshopping successful missile launches, and our environmentalist friends are even willing to photoshop an imperiled polar bear onto a floe of ice if doing so sends the korrekt message.
But now the Chinese are
proving the might of their Air Force by using footage from Top Gun.
1/31/2011, 2:41 pm
Fraulein Frankenfeinstein
Good for our Chinese type comrades. Dear Leader can learn from this when it comes to anything Reagan accomplished... just put Barry Barrack H. Obamer on it.
1/31/2011, 2:47 pm
Red Rooster
Kapitalist Lies!!!!
Ahem... Comrades, this is not kapitalist Top Gun footage, the People's Republic of Communist China would not be caught dead indulging in anything to do with kapitalism. (*spit*)
Praise Mousey Tounge ... ahrrmmm... Mao Tse Tung!
1/31/2011, 5:15 pm
INGSOC
Oh Dear Comrades! Whatever will we do once we've destroyed all eeeevil free-markets in the world and we have nowhere to steal technology or pretend images of technology from?
This catch .22 for our most powerful Chinese economy makes what is left of my brain hurt! I need to check in for another Jiffy-Lobo.
1/31/2011, 5:47 pm
Fraulein Frankenfeinstein
INGSOC wrote:Oh Dear Comrades! Whatever will we do once we've destroyed all eeeevil free-markets in the world and we have nowhere to steal technology or pretend images of technology from?
This catch .22 for our most powerful Chinese economy makes what is left of my brain hurt! I need to check in for another Jiffy-Lobo.
A most intriguing question, is it not?? And it makes me wonder how all the capitalist haters will continue to make money off of capitalism?
1/31/2011, 11:18 pm
Rock Tsar
INGSOC wrote:Oh Dear Comrades! Whatever will we do once we've destroyed all eeeevil free-markets in the world and we have nowhere to steal technology or pretend images of technology from?
This catch .22 for our most powerful Chinese economy makes what is left of my brain hurt! I need to check in for another Jiffy-Lobo.
Not to worry Comrade, we still have Star Wars and Star Trek in the archive.
2/1/2011, 1:01 am
Comrade Whoopie
Yes, it would seem we're making the mistake of eating the goose that laid the golden eggs. Even Marx noted that for Communism to work, there must be capitalists to steal from.
Oh well, what the Friedrich Engels, too late to turn back now.
2/1/2011, 1:10 am
General Confusion
Are we referring to that great peoples hero Mousey Dung?
2/3/2011, 9:07 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
The question is whether we can out-PhotoShop the Chicoms.
2/4/2011, 7:35 am
Red Rooster
Kommissar Blogunuv! Ahrrrrmmmm... Photoshop is a proles delight and the collective will win, however when it comes to live action kinetics the bourgeois bastards have horded the tools for far to long.
I DECLARE EQUAL ACCESS TO ALL BOURGEOIS CAPITALIST MOVIE-MAKING TOOLS NOW!!!
2/4/2011, 1:37 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Back in Karakter: Isn't the lack of military hardware in the hands of our Chinese socialist brothers, sisters, and gender neutrals due precisely to the abundance of military hardware wrung from the bleeding lips of the widows and orphans during the Reagan and Bush regimes? No wonder our Chinese comrades are forced to PhotoShop! Unfair, by Stalin, unfair!
