2/2/2011, 6:55 am
Inspired by Mubarak and in response to massive tea-party protests, I promise not to run for re-election in 2016.
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Yes, like Mubarak, I must "step down so others can step up." It's a great personal sacrifice, but after all, it's what my mentor, Reagan, did.
What are the things I'll miss most? Near the top of the list are those sessions in our Campaign War Strategy Room targeting our opponents working on opposition research. I must say that the most enjoyable sessions were those in which we viewed videos in which we superimposed Sarah Palin's head on the heads of exotic dancers to make YouTube Remixes that looked so real that Bill Clinton ordered a set.
As illustrated by the above remix, just as the "peoples revolution" in Egypt proved the importance of the internet, so too has the internet been an invaluable resource to my supporters at the Daily Kos, MoveOn.Org, Media Matters and MSNBC.
Unfortunately, given the decision by that reich-wing judge appoined by Reagan a Right-Wing Republican President declaring ObamaCare "unconstitutional," I will immediately miss the opportunities to provide treatment to Americans suffering "pre-existing conditions."
What will Michelle miss most? No doubt it will be her campaign requiring Americans to conform their diets to the "MOD" Diet (the "Michelle Obama Diet") and especially her poster campaing "for the children" to inspire them to eat carrots instead of capitalist fries.
What will I miss the least? I'll miss least that aspect of the Presidency that gave me the feeling of having strings attached:
--Fearless Leader
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Yes, like Mubarak, I must "step down so others can step up." It's a great personal sacrifice, but after all, it's what my mentor, Reagan, did.
What are the things I'll miss most? Near the top of the list are those sessions in our Campaign War Strategy Room targeting our opponents working on opposition research. I must say that the most enjoyable sessions were those in which we viewed videos in which we superimposed Sarah Palin's head on the heads of exotic dancers to make YouTube Remixes that looked so real that Bill Clinton ordered a set.
As illustrated by the above remix, just as the "peoples revolution" in Egypt proved the importance of the internet, so too has the internet been an invaluable resource to my supporters at the Daily Kos, MoveOn.Org, Media Matters and MSNBC.
Unfortunately, given the decision by that reich-wing judge appoined by Reagan a Right-Wing Republican President declaring ObamaCare "unconstitutional," I will immediately miss the opportunities to provide treatment to Americans suffering "pre-existing conditions."
What will Michelle miss most? No doubt it will be her campaign requiring Americans to conform their diets to the "MOD" Diet (the "Michelle Obama Diet") and especially her poster campaing "for the children" to inspire them to eat carrots instead of capitalist fries.
What will I miss the least? I'll miss least that aspect of the Presidency that gave me the feeling of having strings attached:
--Fearless Leader