In the historic 2008 election America for the first time elected a twelve year old girl to be President of the United States. Our secret White House operative has found her diary.
2/8/2011, 6:45 am
60's Sweet Pea Flower
Oh, this is just fab-u-lous! Funky fried freddie furlong FABULOUS! You go girlfriend!
2/8/2011, 6:50 am
Lone Stage Grip
How that hell did we get a 12 year old girl in office? You commies have really gone to far this time.
Is there any way to get my money back from the time I spent here readin' all those little swirly letters? While your at it, how bout for all the enchilada's B.O.'s spent while in office?
Hell, I'd even take an I.O.U.
2/8/2011, 7:07 pm
INGSOC
KMTC, this must have fallen from the diary. Please keep us updated on the little girl's progress™ .
2/8/2011, 7:16 pm
Comrade Whoopie
There are no bigger dupes than the self employed I can tell you that (or so I been told). Just wave the promise of a profit in front of them and they'll follow you right off a cliff.
I mean, let's face it, they have no real life experience when it comes to political promises.
(Chumps!)
2/9/2011, 1:04 pm
Fraulein Frankenfeinstein
I am so proud of our 12 year old. . . dear Leader preaching telling these capital business persons where and how to do there job. Why,with all of dear Leaders experience, he is just the one to do so, is he not?! As I said, very proud, in deed.
2/9/2011, 5:40 pm
$.$. Halliburton
The editorial page of the IBD is never without a sense of humor and for laughs they always let a Lib have a say. Their Lib political hack today is Dana Milbank, his piece is on Miss President's Chamber of Commerce speech titled: Obama Comes to Business Bearing Gifts. Typical unsophisticated sophomoric political hackery straight from the White House fax machine. What's funny is the comments. No one, I mean absolutely NO ONE is fooled by Miss President:
Posted By: Opposition to Red Wave(175) on 2/9/2011 | 3:56 PM ET
In the words of Tocqueville "American democracy will end when the people figure out they can elect politicians who will take money from the treasury and give it back to them" and "American democracy is the only place where people can be bribed with their own money" - Read his book "Democracy in America". He loved this country, but predicted the fall of the American Republic because of creeping socialism, equality over freedom, big government interference and exactl
Posted By: longplay(455) on 2/9/2011 | 2:16 PM ET
The only "gifts" a government can give are things they took from you or someone else in the first place.
Posted By: Judith from Michigan(3375) on 2/9/2011 | 12:08 PM ET
Why do I have a sneaking su***ion that the groundwork is being laid for massive govt interventions & take-overs of private businesses? For the common good of the country, of ourse. Mr O's gentle appeals & friendly overtures, I fear, are the calm beform the storm.
Posted By: czarrboro(2810) on 2/9/2011 | 10:45 AM ET
Immelt, Daley, Case, GM, and Chrysler: can you say Facsism? Last head of state who owned an auto company and pushed their vision for a car for the masses? Hitler.
Posted By: BradO(4640) on 2/9/2011 | 9:01 AM ET
"JPMorgan Chase's Bill Daley, GE's Jeff Immelt and AOL's Steve Case" All those guys are corporate pigs at the government trough. They fit perfectly in the Obama adminstration. And so begins the next media fabrication of the life of BHO - the great friend to business. I am amazed that I see history revised by the minute right before my very eyes. The deeds of BHO's 1st 2 years are still fresh, but now BHO is all about unecumbering business?! Audacity you can believ
Posted By: fancy(2285) on 2/9/2011 | 8:28 AM ET
Daley, Immelt and Case are ALL left wing progressives. AOL just bought the Huffington Post to plaster their home page with propaganda.
Posted By: Ranchman(10) on 2/9/2011 | 2:32 AM ET
Every time Obama talks about business, Corporations roll up their collective sleeves and move out of the U.S. He is decidedly the most anti-business (small and large) president this country has ever seen. He has guaranteed his place in the history of the de-industrialization of America.
Posted By: concerned(2265) on 2/8/2011 | 11:41 PM ET
Zero's Trojan Horse. Amazing how much more faith based BS we get from LW secularists than the most fundamental religious conservatives.
Posted By: I Vote(440) on 2/8/2011 | 11:40 PM ET
Obama Comes To Business Bearing... a decidedly fork-ed tongue.
etc, etc, etc...
Miss President has NO credibility with anyone except her paid political hacks. But if the money dries up they're gone too.
