The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades, Proles and Most Equal Members of Central Politburo, let me introduce a new development which we at the SSSR have been developing, hand in hand with our Al-Andalus jihad leeches freedom fighters. It's called The Peoples Ham (patent pending).
The Peoples Ham (patent pending) brand mark is specially designed to resemble some of our most glorious socialist symbols of Yesterday, Today and Next Tuesday™. Forget about that blood covered machete, just note that it is RED.


After years and years of technologic development and improving sanitation, pigs are not haraam anymore.
The Peoples Ham (patent pending) is made of capitalist pigs equalized animal comrades, whom had serviced The People™ well and now gave a further step collectivizing their legs (and their lives) for The Common Delight Good™.
100% halal-compliant, and by the way delicious.


First units were made of our beloved, and now former, Comrade Napoleon, which can be seen on the picture, moments before he was slaughtered pioneered.
The Peoples Ham, instead of capitalist pigs four legs animal comrades, can also be made of counter-revolutionary useful idiots pork substitute (somewhat like tofu).

Our technology is now ready to deploy, so we at the SSSR wanted to share it with our USSA comrades.You could start the test with Michael Moor a big fatso pig and then start massive production to feed the toiling masses.

"Because a well feed mass gets the most of their shovels."

(Tip for the Most Equal Members of The Central Politburo: with all that sharia4america stuff, you can make big money with this! Remember it's 100% halal compliant!! Oh, and Che Gourmet could implement it on his most equal recipes!)

aaaakkk! I am fearing offending the peace loving, Mooslimic terrorist .... freedom fighters.

We must avert our eyes.

It's OK to look Fraulein Pulloskies. The People's Ham is not pork at all. Made of 100% Soylent Green it's the new food for the masses. Of course we have now changed the name to Soylent Red. As soon as the new End of Life Counseling Centers are operational we can begin production of Soylent Red and all it's companion products in earnest.

Comrade Katpain Moskovskaya,
I thinking the People's Ham may be a problem with our Muslim Brothers and Sisters. Maybe the People's Lamb for them?

Grigori E.R. wrote:Comrade Katpain Moskovskaya,
I thinking the People's Ham may be a problem with our Muslim Brothers and Sisters. Maybe the People's Lamb for them?

Not at all!! The Peoples Ham was specially designed to be completely 100% halal compliant!

Anyway, we mark that about the lamb... we could make a release for next tuesday “Ritual Slaughtering Of Several Thousands of Lambs” Festival Eid al-Adha...

Grigori E.R. wrote:It's OK to look Fraulein Pulloskies. The People's Ham is not pork at all. Made of 100% Soylent Green it's the new food for the masses. Of course we have now changed the name to Soylent Red. As soon as the new End of Life Counseling Centers are operational we can begin production of Soylent Red and all it's companion products in earnest.

People's food technicians inform me that it also solves the problem of Global Warming Climate Disruption by, er.... eliminating the pesky problem of Climate Change Denial in a nutritious novel way!

And it looks good on your table! (Unfortunately, ours kept looking at our beet supply.)