4/13/2011, 2:39 am
GAIA Minister Neytiri Naked Truth Report: UN Agenda Finally Progressively Inludes Recognizing Legal Rights of GAIA, Mother Earth and All Living Things-- Including All Species of Plants & Animals.
As GAIA Minister Neytiri, I'm pleased to report that the United Nations has finally heard the cries and wails of the trees, the bushes (but not the Bushes), the beets, the fruits, the nuts, the gorillas, the chimpanzees (but not the Neanderthals), the lions, the humming birds, the flies, the cockroaches, the glaciers, the volcanoes, the continental faults, the rocks, Earth, etc.-- i.e., Mother Nature, GAIA, and all living things including all species of plants and animals-- pleading with humans to recognize their legal rights.
This ground-breaking (nay, ground-caressing) action by the UN will elevate the rights of everything other than humans to be on an equal plane with the rights of humans. Already our Progressive law firms are preparing advertisements for class-action suits in the names of any and every species of plants and animals as well as trees, glaciers, etc. to seek both compensatory and punitive damages as well as permanent injuntive relief agains any and all human activity that in any way disturbs the natural state of Mother Earth and any and every living species of plant or animal. (Click here or click the image below to be linked to the news report.).
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You may ask, who finally had the courage to drag humanity kicking and screaming into harmony with Nature? It was none other than the Progressive Leader of Bolivia, Eva Morales.
I will have more on this breaking news, but right now, I need to go hug a tree or maybe another of those giant cockroaches that star in the Orkin commercials.
--GAIA Minister Neytiri
As GAIA Minister Neytiri, I'm pleased to report that the United Nations has finally heard the cries and wails of the trees, the bushes (but not the Bushes), the beets, the fruits, the nuts, the gorillas, the chimpanzees (but not the Neanderthals), the lions, the humming birds, the flies, the cockroaches, the glaciers, the volcanoes, the continental faults, the rocks, Earth, etc.-- i.e., Mother Nature, GAIA, and all living things including all species of plants and animals-- pleading with humans to recognize their legal rights.
This ground-breaking (nay, ground-caressing) action by the UN will elevate the rights of everything other than humans to be on an equal plane with the rights of humans. Already our Progressive law firms are preparing advertisements for class-action suits in the names of any and every species of plants and animals as well as trees, glaciers, etc. to seek both compensatory and punitive damages as well as permanent injuntive relief agains any and all human activity that in any way disturbs the natural state of Mother Earth and any and every living species of plant or animal. (Click here or click the image below to be linked to the news report.).
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You may ask, who finally had the courage to drag humanity kicking and screaming into harmony with Nature? It was none other than the Progressive Leader of Bolivia, Eva Morales.
I will have more on this breaking news, but right now, I need to go hug a tree or maybe another of those giant cockroaches that star in the Orkin commercials.
--GAIA Minister Neytiri
with their toxic stench.