I'm sure the you have all heard it through the beet field about the hearings on the radicalization of Islam in America conducted by U.S. Representative Peter King (Islamophobe - NY). Mr. King, being the McCarthy-istic Puritan witchhunter that he is, was trying to prove that there are radical elements in various communities across the country that are "influencing" young mooslims to radicalization. This outrageous waste of time caused Mooslim Brotherhood member, and Friend of CAIR, Keith Ellison (Jihadist - Minnesooota) to reach down deep into his earlier training as a thespian and muster up what appeared to be tears.
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Most of the audience upon hearing this, mistakenly thought Mr. Ellison was trying to hide a yawn.
Comrades, we know these sorts of hearings are unnecessary displays of hate and bigotry against our friends the mooslims. This brand of drama is only aimed at one thing: to alienate and inflame our trusted relationships with mooslims who love Amerikkka almost as much as we do. Maybe even less than we do. We cannot have this sort of Islamophobic baiting paint every mooslim with the broad 'terrorist' brush. Mooslims are our friends. The are the quintessential Religion of Peace™.
To try to quell the hysterical Islamophobia-run-amok, "dick" Turbin (Demagogue - Illinoiz) spearheaded an Islamic Victimization hearing as a tit-for-tat response to Mr. King's hearings by pointing out how Islam is unfairly attacked by ignorant Islamophobes who don't understand the religion as much as they should. He sought out victims to hear their horror stories about how they've been forced to assimilate into a westernized culture; how they had to sell pork to customers in the check-out lanes in the grocery stores they were employed at, and how the airports need footbaths with signs on them explaining they aren't urinals.
In his effort to try to find mooslim victims, there was only standing room left as every mooslim was claiming that badge of victimhood. Mr. Turbin is a friend of mooslims. He doesn't believe they are bad people because it's not progressive to believe bad people exist. Because they don't. Mooslims are our neighbors; our friends and fellow Amerikkkans. Mr. Durbin has brought peace and harmony between the mooslim community and the regular Islamophobic infidel community through appeasement and surrender.
Now we never have to believe that mooslims are our enemies, or want to take over our country, thanks to Mr. Turbin's hearings, because to even suggest that is simply—anti-Islamic and Islamophic. Mooslims are victims too.
4/18/2011, 11:08 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Yes. Yes they are.
And to honor them, I'm going to bury myself up to my neck in my back yard and get stoned.
Oh. Wait. I mean stone myself for my evil ways.
There. I feel better already :)
4/19/2011, 12:53 am
Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна
R.O.C.K, we will be happy to provide you with rocks with which to stone yourself. Please bring $500 dollars to the alley between Liberty and Washington in Ann Arbor at 3 am. Don't be followed.
4/19/2011, 5:11 am
Fraulein Frankenfeinstein
"Comrades, we know these sorts of hearings are unnecessary displays of hate and bigotry against our friends the mooslims."
Most definitely! We must not believe all the lying propaganda - Mooslimics are peaceful ™ ; it's the Reichwinger we are too fear ™ ! They were behind 9/11 debacle (which was overplayed by Faux News). I know this because the Mooslimic say so and my understanding is that is what they think on ABCBS, CBSBS, NBCBS, MSNBCBS AND MSNBCBS also.
Why, just look at this accurate photo of Peter King... does he not look anti-American, I ask?! Who dresses like that???!!
4/19/2011, 9:32 am
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
These Mislooms are of a Peace. What is wrong with this Peter King?
Here I present to you, my fellow comrades, photo of loving misloom peace march which took place just the other day:
I denounce this King and his Peter too!!
4/19/2011, 10:50 am
Grigori E.R.
I was just watching the peaceful demonstrations in Syria. Even more impressive was the Government's peaceful response. Quite a contrast to the hate filled, violence inciting demonstrations of the Tea Baggers.
As Chairman of the Council Of ISLAM (International Socialist Leaders And Mullahs), I have reviewed this thread and approve it viewing.
4/19/2011, 7:45 pm
Sugar Daddy Bear
These are our fellow human beings. They are only upset because we don't allow them to do as they please. They only want peace for everyone and to spread their wonderful cult all through the earth—until everyone submits to it and believes. Does this man in this picture look like he can hurt a fly? No, he does not.
(And pay no attention to the fact that he probably hasn't taken a bath since the last total eclipse and even his camel passed out from the stench. And don't mind that AK-47 sticking out in the background. It isn't loaded and he was just going to turn it into his local gun amnesty program to receive his $100 so he can feed his family for half a year. And don't let that beard fool you. He really sells the hair to a paintbrush factory when it gets long enough—for the Children™.)
4/19/2011, 8:33 pm
General Confusion
Comrades,
When you refer to the Turbin, please use full titlage, "Dirty Dick" Turbin.
Major Mistake is more blunt and to the point, but will not be used.
4/19/2011, 8:41 pm
Huckleberry Commons Thyme
Corporeal Whinny wrote:
These are our fellow human beings. They are only upset because we don't allow them to do as they please. They only want peace for everyone and to spread their wonderful cult all through the earth—until everyone submits to it and believes. Does this man in this picture look like he can hurt a fly? No, he does not.
(And pay no attention to the fact that he probably hasn't taken a bath since the last total eclipse and even his camel passed out from the stench. And don't mind that AK-47 sticking out in the background. It isn't loaded and he was just going to turn it into his local gun amnesty program to receive his $100 so he can feed his family for half a year. And don't let that beard fool you. He really sells the hair to a paintbrush factory when it gets long enough—for the Children™.)
When you refer to the Turbin, please use full titlage, "Dirty Dick" Turbin.
Major Mistake is more blunt and to the point, but will not be used.
Gen'ral, here in the mystical land of Illinoiz, we have a plethora of names we call Mr. Turbin.
"Dirty dick" is more appropriate as we always refer to him with the small 'd' because it suits him the best. He really is a "dick" by every definition of the word, and really lives up to his name.
4/20/2011, 12:42 pm
Shovel 4 U
They just want to be like us. {sob} LEAVE THEM ALONE. {SNIFFLE}
