The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrade Pavlovski, The owner of Progressive is none other than our own dearly beloved Comrade Peter Lewis. He has selflessly donated millions to both the ACLU and MoveOn.org which is heavily funded by Comrade Soros. There is no other insurance company that any prog would even consider using if they know what's good for them.

Comrade Pavlovski,

Great News! You certainly can save money—and your conscience—with Progressive™. And you'll be more than happy to know that Progressive™ is the official insurance company of the Party™.

to wit:

CLAIM: Progressive Insurance Chairman Peter Lewis has to the ACLU and other liberal political causes.

This is a heads up regarding Progressive Auto Insurance. You know who they are. They're the ones with the clever television ads featuring the perky brunette actress, Flo, all dressed in white. What you might not know is that the chairman of Progressive is Peter Lewis, one of the largest funders of the left in America .. He's your typical rich spoiled kid who took over the company from his father and apparently feels guilty for his success and now dedicates himself to making It impossible for anyone else to become wealthy.

Between 2001 and 2003, Lewis funneled $15 million to the ACLU, the group most responsible for destroying what's left of America's Judeo-Christian heritage. Indeed, Lewis is himself an ACLU member. One of the ACLU projects he earmarked his funds for was an effort to sue school districts who have drug testing policies. In other words, this idiot wants teachers to be able to use drugs without fear of exposure. I wonder what he would think if all his own employees came to work drugged out every day..

Lewis also gave $12.5 million to MoveOn.org and American Coming Together, two key components of the socialist
left. The former group is perhaps the main group used by the Obama forces to organize their activists; the latter group is a 527 political action group that essentially served as a front for the SEIU union thugs who ran ACORN. His funding for
these groups was conditional on matching contributions from George Soros, the international socialist who finances much of the Obama political network.

It's disturbing that Lewis made a fortune as a result of capitalism But now finances a progressive movement that threatens to destroy The free enterprise system. He reminds me somewhat of Armand Hammer, the former head of Occidental Petroleum who did business with Joseph Stalin and became his good friend, around the same time Stalin was executing businessmen all over the USSR .

What angers me further is the way this company is targeting television shows watched by conservatives such as Fox News. Peter Lewis is making a fortune off of conservative Americans so that he can destroy our country. He's banking on no one finding out who he is. I think it's time we expose this clown.

Flo sez: YES! Insurance for the People by the People all the way till Next Tuesday™!

I'm afraid I'll have to disappoint Comrade Chairman Peter Lewis-- I'm sticking with USAA.


--KOOK

KOOK, Dark Lord Soros isn't goint to like that.

I was thinking Purge insurance would be a good thing. It could come in handy when we all are thrown under the bus or worse. It's coming Comrades, it's just a matter of when and wouldn't it be nice to have a funded escape?

I'm working on the funding, i've been made aware of their being a Pot Load of Gold at the end of the Rainbow. Just need to borrow Our Great Leader's Unicorn is all to retrieve it.

As a matter of fact, the very first Editorial I wrote about Family Rights ELEVEN years ago was about insurance-

FALSE ACCUSATION INSURANCE POLICY

10-5-2000

And my smart alek points probably will fit fine in People's Cube motif too.

You don't have to do anything but make 'em and the Government will raise them for you, and do a pretty darn good job of it, if they have to say so for themselves (in spite of the statistics). They can just play and "be kids" until they turn 18. When they turn 18, the government sends them on their way-

"Have a nice life now. Hope it works out for you. Sorry about the one hundred and four foster homes. Sure hope therapy has helped you get over the twelve rapes you suffered and three kids you saw killed in foster care. Oh by the way, we neglected to teach you any real life skills. Don't call us".

How wonderful it is that our government is protecting The Children! ™



Oh. My. God. As a former foster care worker in Detroit, and a reluctant "Mandated Reporter", I cannot tell you that any of that is at all a false portrayal of the system.

I have missed so much in those years I was republican before stumbling across all you correct thinkers. It is a good thing that I promptly received a Jiffy Lube for my truck once I was a member. This Peter Lewis sounds like quite a patriot and generous to boot. I am thinking now that perhaps I am not worthy of his Progressive insurance and should simply stick with the little lizard. I am ashamed that I was unfamiliar with this Lewis's work. I shall have to go out back with shovel although I must admit, this self shoveling is difficult; I have a very sore head, however, I have been unable as yet to muster sufficient leverage and force to muster a real coo de grass type blow to the back of my own head. I will pay even more attention in future so I can better know and support my more equals.

Comrades,

All insurance companies will be collapsed into one for more efficiency.

Everybody will have Universal Government Coverage under a single payor
system. GC

Major Mistake says that is bucket of horsesheet!

Царевна wrote:

Oh. My. God. As a former foster care worker in Detroit, and a reluctant "Mandated Reporter", I cannot tell you that any of that is at all a false portrayal of the system.

Oh....my....gawd. Detroit.

I seldom feel much sympathy for CPS agents. But Detroit? Possibly the finest example in the USA of where 100 years of progressive govt and unionism leads.

Texas has their motto- "A whole 'nother country". So that one is already taken.

I love the new Dodge Charger commercials on TV- "Imported from Detroit".

I can just feel the sarcasm.

I thought all insurance company's were greedy, filthy capitalist?! We need Benevolent Government Insurance Company, run by SEIU and ACORN so all is fair and above the board.

Judge Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:I thought all insurance company's were greedy, filthy capitalist?! We need Benevolent Government Insurance Company, run by SEIU and ACORN so all is fair and above the board.

Judge Frau,

They are indeed run by filty, eeeevil kkkapitalists, but the RIGHT kkkapitalists... like Dark Lord Soros. It's OK for him to be a kkkapitalist because he's the right kind of kkkapitalist. And take this Peter Lewis guy: he's doing the right thing by giving millions of dollars to all our benevolent progressive causes. Progressive is the exclusive insurance company for the Party™ by the Party™ and endorsed by the Party™—for the Children™.

"for the Party™ by the Party™ and endorsed by the Party™"

I do so love to hear that kind of talk in the morning. Reminds me of the good old days in the Motherland...sigh.

Vladimir_Scratchanitch wrote:

Царевна wrote:

Oh. My. God. As a former foster care worker in Detroit, and a reluctant "Mandated Reporter", I cannot tell you that any of that is at all a false portrayal of the system.

Oh....my....gawd. Detroit.

I seldom feel much sympathy for CPS agents. But Detroit? Possibly the finest example in the USA of where 100 years of progressive govt and unionism leads.

Luckily I didn't have to work for CPS itself. Detroit does contract with private companies, sometimes, and I worked for one of those after CPS did its dirtiest work & the kids were already in foster homes. Witnessed mostly neglect and the results of decades of social decline....one family had 4 kids strewn out in foster care homes in 3 different counties, and mom hadn't had a hearing before I left screaming three months later. The court couldn't scare up her 4 baby daddies.

Царевна wrote:
Luckily I didn't have to work for CPS itself. Detroit does contract with private companies, sometimes, and I worked for one of those after CPS did its dirtiest work & the kids were already in foster homes. Witnessed mostly neglect and the results of decades of social decline....one family had 4 kids strewn out in foster care homes in 3 different counties, and mom hadn't had a hearing before I left screaming three months later. The court couldn't scare up her 4 baby daddies.

**SIGH**

Yeah. I know. After about 5 or 6 generations of government "help", the black family has been pretty much destroyed. I used to have a quote about that. Somewhere.

And I am pretty sure this is what Hank Pellissier was thinking about- https://afrafrontpagenews.blogspot.com/2011/04/ban-baby-making-unless-parents-are.html

Pretty much a rehash of Margaret Sanger, I think