The People's Cube - Political Satire

Here's what happened. Or at least I imagine this is what Obama said to the upset customer, with this kind of facial expression. You can of course, propose your own versions of the incident, using the several different truthful depictions below.


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That will be, ahhhh, lets see... fourteen Trillon, and ahhhh, Plus the ahhh state tax, Plus Federal ahhhm tax, plus VAT tax, Plus ummm -- excise tax, Cash Yuan, or just more credit?

Да, it is I, Nikolai.
Long undercover covert I have been.
My mission highly-classified: Propagation of hypnotic Capitalist mantra "Change! Change! Change! Change!" as mocking decry of tens millions fist-shaking former enthusiasts who throng around idol with faded luster everywhere he goes.



Progress: So far, so good.

And all for such timing I have been for the understanding that the Soros was for being the supervisor of Dear DHopey Changeme. Many of the thanks, Comrade Red, for such good information!

Change of the money sort is bourgeois. Real patriots would tell the IRS to keep the change.