It is not true that Dear Leader Obama has no verifiable birth certificate. Comerade Obama has made at least 30 of them and stamped them with the official presidential seal. They are now official and can be verified. His first ones he made with a purple crayon were not 'verifiable' but he got better and commanded better printers to intervene. Dear Leader is soooo smart.
7/7/2011, 5:52 pm
Comrade Buffoon
To confuse matters even more...
7/7/2011, 6:01 pm
General Confusion
One of these creatures is black the other one thinks he is.
Which one is wearing snow shoes?
7/7/2011, 6:57 pm
neotrotsky
After careful review of this photograph, I discovered the following
7/7/2011, 7:33 pm
Comrade Buffoon
Neotrotsky wrote:After careful review of this photograph, I discovered the following
Obama_Bigfoot.jpg
Which leaves the question, which who is the fake? As for General Confusions "snowshoe" question...
Grigori E.R. wrote:The People's lab did a little enhancement work:
bigfoot_02.jpg
I'm not sure, but the enhancement seems familiar.
Most excellent lab work comrade!
7/8/2011, 9:00 am
Commissarka Pinkie
My dear Neotrotsky:
She is the incredible Bigfoot's incredible mate, and as such, she has incredibly big feet. This incredible article linked below makes the incredible case.
Michelle Obama, the new First Lady of the United States of America is an inspiration to American women. She is an incredible role model for young women everywhere. Stay-at-home moms, working women, college graduates and CEO's, are inextricably tied to Michelle. On January 21, 2009, we watched this incredible woman hold Lincoln's bible as she took her place in history beside her husband now President, Barack Obama. America has fallen in love with this incredible, wife, mother and community activist. Her heart is full compassion for people of every nationality and race.
She's a walking fashion statement for this generation for tall, full-footed women around the world.
7/8/2011, 9:15 am
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Incredible, Commissarka. Simply - and painfully - incredible.
7/8/2011, 10:13 am
neotrotsky
Commissarka Pinkie wrote:My dear Neotrotsky:
She is the incredible Bigfoot's incredible mate, and as such, she has incredibly big feet. This incredible article linked below makes the incredible case.
Michelle Obama, the new First Lady of the United States of America is an inspiration to American women. She is an incredible role model for young women everywhere. Stay-at-home moms, working women, college graduates and CEO's, are inextricably tied to Michelle. On January 21, 2009, we watched this incredible woman hold Lincoln's bible as she took her place in history beside her husband now President, Barack Obama. America has fallen in love with this incredible, wife, mother and community activist. Her heart is full compassion for people of every nationality and race.
She's a walking fashion statement for this generation for tall, full-footed women around the world.
I most agree
She is both big foot and big butt
and a big time socialist
7/8/2011, 1:56 pm
Father Prog Theocritus
A fullfooted woman. I like that. She's not the woman who says she wears a size 6 but a 9 feels so good. Michelle is confident enough that she can proclaim that she went to her high-school prom in snow shoes.
But you know, if she didn't have that big butt, and had better taste in clothes, she could be Olive Oyl.
Whose sister Diesel Oyl changed her name to Janet Napolitano.
7/8/2011, 4:04 pm
Fraulein Frankenfeinstein
This is beyond evidence... this is in the face, we know it's right, factual, downrightism. I've never seen any so astounding. That is a beautiful creature... and it looks so much like dear Leader, does it not?
7/8/2011, 9:36 pm
Comrade Whoopie
Is Chewie a Sasquatch? I thought wookies were different.
7/10/2011, 8:00 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Chewbacca: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!
C-3PO: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Han Solo: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
Chewbacca: Grrf.
C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win.
7/10/2011, 9:45 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Need I say more?
7/12/2011, 4:44 am
ThePeoplesComrade
I believe this thread is insensitive and racially offensive to those of the Sasquatchian lineage.
7/12/2011, 7:30 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Comrade Comrade, your offense might be warranted, except that MooChele is clearly of the Bigfoot race...
