8/1/2011, 6:54 pm
Komrades!
…And a hearty Ramadan Mubarak to my most peaceful Brothers of the Beautiful Religion.
Oh Great Day of Days! This 3rd Day of August in the 2011th year of the Common Era marks what we believe to be (according to all available documentation that has thus far been declassified) the 50th Anniversary of the Immaculate Generation of the Dear Leader (AP&PBUH) -- or is it the 57th Anniversary??? Oh, well, these piddle numbers are immaterial.
What IS important is the fact that Organizing for America (OFA) -- the organization, website, social network and voter empowerment machine used by Obama during the 2008 election -- is once again organizing thousands of grass roots organizations across the nation on this day in hosting house parties in honor of President Obama's Birthday!
https://www.barackobama.com/news/an-inv ... august-3rd
~
Now, I will be dining on medium-rare filets of Kobe Beef in the Windy City with our Blessed Saviour on this auspicious occasion. However, unlike many other “made progs” who are planning on mooching off Obama's Stash at the big blowout -- a raising of the roof to likewise celebrate the raising of the debt ceiling -- I will be going the extra 1.6 kilometers to celebrate.
In each of my Fannie and Freddie financed vacation homes, I am hosting several OFA-Sponsored Dear Leader Birthday Blow Outs as means to show my intense level of impressive progressiveness. As a result, my guests will be dining on stale pretzels, Baskin-Robbins cake and Blue Kool-Aid. I've planned same-sex games of Naked Twister to round off the evening's events. I've even hired a magician to make the circuit (Magician is his part time gig…he actually works full time at the Treasury Department).
But there's MORE! I've managed to book most of the Chuckie Cheese restaurants in the tri-state area to cover the anticipated overflow.
The Dear Leader (AP&PBUH) has even acquiesced to a taped, 50-minute -- or is it 57-minute? (I can't quite remember) -- address to reward the dedicated followers who will flock to these parties!
Now, I've not mentioned this in the present forum as a means to invite you to one of these bashes. Rather, I have only revealed my plans here in an effort to impress upon each of you your apparent lack of dedication to the Progressive Dream and the Dear Leader (AP&PBUH).
That you were not falling all over yourselves to raise awareness -- as it were -- to the ambitious plans YOU were (or SHOULD HAVE BEEN) making to honour the Dear Leader (AP&PBUH)…Because you were not the FIRST to announce your plans to host an OFA-sponsored event, it implies that you have NO PLANS-- which is of course a most unpatriotic affront on a grand scale -- or it implies that any subsequent plans you may announce herein are an afterthought or were not worthy of mention -- again…an affront of the first order. It implies that you do not care for the Dear Leader (AP&PBUH)... Tantamount to sedition and treason, I dare say.
I suggest you place your personal affairs in order and await the midnight knock on your door. Where you are going, you'll not need to concern yourself with global warming.
At this point, it would not be prudent of me to say something as quaint as “It has been nice knowing you.” as this might imply that I have cavorted with known counterrevolutionary conspirators and -- considering your current precarious positions --would imply a lack of loyalty to the party on my part.
Rather, you may rest assured it shall be my great pleasure to give testimony at your show trials. It is the least I can do.
до свидания
…And a hearty Ramadan Mubarak to my most peaceful Brothers of the Beautiful Religion.
Oh Great Day of Days! This 3rd Day of August in the 2011th year of the Common Era marks what we believe to be (according to all available documentation that has thus far been declassified) the 50th Anniversary of the Immaculate Generation of the Dear Leader (AP&PBUH) -- or is it the 57th Anniversary??? Oh, well, these piddle numbers are immaterial.
What IS important is the fact that Organizing for America (OFA) -- the organization, website, social network and voter empowerment machine used by Obama during the 2008 election -- is once again organizing thousands of grass roots organizations across the nation on this day in hosting house parties in honor of President Obama's Birthday!
~
Now, I will be dining on medium-rare filets of Kobe Beef in the Windy City with our Blessed Saviour on this auspicious occasion. However, unlike many other “made progs” who are planning on mooching off Obama's Stash at the big blowout -- a raising of the roof to likewise celebrate the raising of the debt ceiling -- I will be going the extra 1.6 kilometers to celebrate.
In each of my Fannie and Freddie financed vacation homes, I am hosting several OFA-Sponsored Dear Leader Birthday Blow Outs as means to show my intense level of impressive progressiveness. As a result, my guests will be dining on stale pretzels, Baskin-Robbins cake and Blue Kool-Aid. I've planned same-sex games of Naked Twister to round off the evening's events. I've even hired a magician to make the circuit (Magician is his part time gig…he actually works full time at the Treasury Department).
But there's MORE! I've managed to book most of the Chuckie Cheese restaurants in the tri-state area to cover the anticipated overflow.
The Dear Leader (AP&PBUH) has even acquiesced to a taped, 50-minute -- or is it 57-minute? (I can't quite remember) -- address to reward the dedicated followers who will flock to these parties!
Now, I've not mentioned this in the present forum as a means to invite you to one of these bashes. Rather, I have only revealed my plans here in an effort to impress upon each of you your apparent lack of dedication to the Progressive Dream and the Dear Leader (AP&PBUH).
That you were not falling all over yourselves to raise awareness -- as it were -- to the ambitious plans YOU were (or SHOULD HAVE BEEN) making to honour the Dear Leader (AP&PBUH)…Because you were not the FIRST to announce your plans to host an OFA-sponsored event, it implies that you have NO PLANS-- which is of course a most unpatriotic affront on a grand scale -- or it implies that any subsequent plans you may announce herein are an afterthought or were not worthy of mention -- again…an affront of the first order. It implies that you do not care for the Dear Leader (AP&PBUH)... Tantamount to sedition and treason, I dare say.
I suggest you place your personal affairs in order and await the midnight knock on your door. Where you are going, you'll not need to concern yourself with global warming.
At this point, it would not be prudent of me to say something as quaint as “It has been nice knowing you.” as this might imply that I have cavorted with known counterrevolutionary conspirators and -- considering your current precarious positions --would imply a lack of loyalty to the party on my part.
Rather, you may rest assured it shall be my great pleasure to give testimony at your show trials. It is the least I can do.
до свидания
