The People's Cube - Political Satire

Our beloved High Priest of Weather, Al Gore, proclaimed this yesterday.
( Once again, no joke....)

Is Al doing the Tomahawk Chop, again???



I asked him not to do that!

It is very insensitive to the Native Americans.

So does that mean it will be a hate crime to burn wood soon?

Skeptics and deniers want climate change scientists to sit in the back of the bus, and drink out of separate water fountains. They don't want scientists living in their neighborhoods, or sending their kids to the same schools as those of skeptics and deniers. They want to drag scientists back to the days of Galileo, and have them burned at the stake--all the better to pollute the air with smoke and toxins.

They think scientists are only half-persons who shouldn't be allowed to vote or own property. They like to wrap themselves up in the American flag and run around scaring the scientists.

Oh, and they don't think scientists should be allowed to marry anyone who isn't a scientist.

Clearly, scientists have become our newest victim group, and we must do everything possible to lavish them with affirmative action programs and make sure that every TV show is represented by at least one scientist. (Indeed, Gilligan's Island was way ahead of its time with its trailblazing inclusion of the Professor, who proved that scientists can also be handsome and sexy, and that we women are more likely to have crushes on them than on some corporate jet-owning millionaire or fat old sailor and his skinny first mate.)

But if the bigotry continues, then our next step will be to refer to Climate Change skeptics and deniers as "terrorists"--holding the planet hostage! Holding a gun to the head of Mother Gaia, and threatening to blow her brains out. Strapping explosives to themselves, and threatening to blow up themselves and everyone around them, rather than entertain for even a second the notion that they are responsible for Global Warming! Yes, Climate Change skeptics and Global Warming deniers would rather slaughter all of humanity and destroy the whole planet! They would rather see the planet lose! They refuse to set aside their failed ideology to put Earth First!

In fact, I'd say let's cut to the chase and just start the terrorist meme now, except there's sure to be government funding to be had out of the racist meme. Comrades, we should never pass up any chance for government funds, even if it means delaying our ultimate goal of next Tuesday. Whether we call them terrorists today or do the racism thing first and then move on to terrorism twenty years from now, either way come 2031, we'll still have only ten years left to save the oceans, the polar ice caps, and the Snows of Kilamanjaro.

If what Dear Leader and his Staff teach us is true (and it is), then they would not conduct "acts of terrorism", but "Under-educated-man (or stupid gender-neutral person) -made disasters", no?

(Damn! this Jiffy-Lobo stuff works like a champ!)

prog/off
F Algore now and forever AMEN
BTW didn't his daddy vote repeatedly against the CRA??
just sayin...

Behold the Future: Rise of the Planet of the Shovel-Ready APES to Save Liberty from Rising Seas caused by Anthropogenic Global Warming:





--Gorbels Cube

Al Gore descends from a long line of civil rights champions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcmrEj7 ... r_embedded

Extra Credit
from https://blog.ushanka.us/

Colonel 7.62 wrote:So does that mean it will be a hate crime to burn wood soon?

Burning anything is already an environmental hate crime, UNLESS you are burning capitalists or their printed lies, which in the long run will produce less carbon emissions than letting them continue to exist.

Is it my imagination, or are Algore and Alec Baldwin turning into each other?

This racism issue is totally out of hand. We must stop excluding people because they are simply different. Some are more different than others, of course, and these must be excluded.