The People's Cube - Political Satire

A radio talk show host from Florida, Dr. Rich Swier, wrote an article in which he uses my book, Shakedown Socialism, to point out the similarities between Obama's connection to the Wall Street Occupiers and the tactics of Stalin's government.

Here's an excerpt:

Obama: The Pitchfork Operator-in-Chief
October 15, 2011
Posted By: Dr. Rich Swier

On March 27, 2010 President Obama met with the CEOs of the largest and most powerful financial institutions in the world. Politico reported the bank Chief Executives tried to explain to The Chief Executive the rationale behind their and their employees' high salaries - salaries based upon the free market and the global competition for high quality employees. An agitated Obama brushed them off stating, "Be careful how you make those statements, gentlemen. The public isn't buying that. My administration is the only thing between you and the pitchforks."

Fast forward to the Occupy Wall Street (OWS) demonstrations and how both President Obama and Democrats have embraced the protesters. Oleg Atbashian, a former citizen of the former Soviet Union predicted these demonstrations and calls the strategy used by OWS the "pitchfork formula".

Is there a historical example of the "pitchfork formula" being used for political gain? My good friend Oleg Atbashian, author of "Shakedown Socialism" believes there is. Oleg published his seminal, and satirical, book on socialism in America in 2010, long before the OWS demonstrations. Oleg wrote, as an after thought, an Appendix titled, "Obama the Pitchfork Operator: Remake of a Soviet Classic". What Oleg wrote is prophetic and predicts the very tactics being used today by leaders of OWS (students, workers, unions, socialists, communists, anarchists, etc). According to Oleg, "Obama's 'Newspeak' not only redefines existing meanings, it also abolishes ranges of 'Oldspeak' meanings such as property, markets, competition, capitalism, political opposition and the rule of law. The latter is perhaps the most important ingredient missing in his new 'pitchfork' formula, signaling that law is now being replace with mob rule."

Read the rest here: https://www.drrichshow.com/blog_post.cfm?BlogID=120

Perhaps Dear Leader isn't aware that he's repeating history. After all, he wasn't around then, and we all know that time reset itself to zero when he was born. Therefore, from his own unique point of view, history has no relevance for him, which is as it should be for " The One ".

Many very stupid people immigrating from other, more "progressive," countries have been known to kiss the ground when they finally made it to America. Shouldn't our home-grown, "made" prog world travellers, upon arriving back in Amerika, do something similarly symbolic to show their contempt for an America that STILL hasn't been fundamentally transformed into the Progressive World Of Next Tuesday ™ , like ceremonially pooping on the tarmac?

I am pleased to know that we Progressives have always considered having class to be
an unnecessary burden.

The flannel-shirted "Occupier" is simply honoring her highness " The FLOTUS " by doing what she does so often..... and so very well.... dumping a load on America.

Let's hope that this time our fellow traveler is facing the wind.

Great! Now we have another cardboard cutout to take to various protests around the country and the world, to enhance our progressive posturing, values, and a way of life.

As such, this would be a great addition to Flat Gareth, Flat Floozie, Flat Fatima, Looter Louie, and Frankie the Union Guy. I wonder what would happen if they all met at Occupy Wall Street...

He needs a name. Something like "Peter Pooper" as in "Peter Pooper's puny pecker publicly peed a pool of pee prior to Peter Pooper pooping poop on the poor people's pitted pavement."

Or something like that. Just don't poo-pooh it.

Peter, the Party Pooper. That way we give some credit to the Movement.

Pinkie's pungent postulated position provides plenty to ponder...

I second the nomination for " Peter the Party Pooper ". It says it all.

Red Square wrote:Great! Now we have another cardboard cutout to take to various protests around the country and the world, to enhance our progressive posturing, values, and a way of life.

As such, this would be a great addition to Flat Gareth, Flat Floozie, Flat Fatima, Looter Louie, and Frankie the Union Guy. I wonder what would happen if they all met at Occupy Wall Street...

Don't forget Flat FLOTUS. That one would be a personal favorite of mine if I were a "person" as defined by evil capitalists who believe in things such as "favorites" and "preferences". But I know better; as a member of the Glorious Collective, I we believe that Flat FLOTUS is most equal indeed.

Yes, The People's Little Pony! If I had time, I'd combine the two cutouts - Peter the Party Pooper - and Flat FLOTUS. The latter strategically holds the shovel for the former to unload on. A perfect symbiosis - everyone is happy and yet another shovel-ready job is created!

Creating an army of Party Poopers should be in Obama's Jobs Bill.

Here's another Party Pooper - perhaps even a better candidate for the cutout.