10/28/2011, 10:02 pm
Dear Comrades:
I've been thinking about the feasibility of this idea for a while. At first I thought I might create an entire movement to demand that the evil Rethuglikkkan rich pay for numerous marketing studies and focus groups to find out if it would be a good, party approved idea. But then, when I was looking in on the very sad stories from lazy dependent parasites, I determined that it would absolutely work. I base this conclusion on this sad story where this poor useful idiot prog said she was not happy to be entering the workforce at this time.
Comrades, I would like to propose that we ask the Commissar of Time to open up wormholes in all the Occupy tent cities to the date of August 15, 1969, in Bethel, NY.....aka Woodstock. I believe all these current Occupy events are but a pale imitation of the glorious original disgusting and useless event. Let these hippies go back in time to the real hippies. The original hippies can show them the proper way of being hippies. Also, I'd like to suggest some sort of "infinite loop" so that like the movie Groundhog Day, it keeps repeating. However, these wormholes will have to remain open and have wifi boosters built into them because the pampered trustfund babies modern day proles will need to Twitter, Skype, use Facebook and do Google searches on their laptop computers while denouncing capitalism, even in 1969. Also, all the gourmet food will have to be taken back and forth through the wormhole because the lazy unthinking good young progs cannot be expected to eat just brown rice like all the bums.
I recognize that this is going to require a monumental amount of redistributed™ moments and minutes, along with much higher taxes for the evil rich™. But really, it's for the children™. We don't want to be against the children, comrades. I think it is vitally important for the hippies of modern times to link up with the hippies of the original Woodstock before they became college professors and czars for Dear Leader™.
I feel very strong about this. In fact, I think this should be a right demanded by all the people at the "We are the 99%" tumblr page. Time travel back to Woodstock should be a human right. We should demand it for all Occupy hippies. And we can pay for it by taxing the rich. Make the rich pay their fair share to fund time travel specifically to Woodstock.
I've been thinking about the feasibility of this idea for a while. At first I thought I might create an entire movement to demand that the evil Rethuglikkkan rich pay for numerous marketing studies and focus groups to find out if it would be a good, party approved idea. But then, when I was looking in on the very sad stories from lazy dependent parasites, I determined that it would absolutely work. I base this conclusion on this sad story where this poor useful idiot prog said she was not happy to be entering the workforce at this time.
Comrades, I would like to propose that we ask the Commissar of Time to open up wormholes in all the Occupy tent cities to the date of August 15, 1969, in Bethel, NY.....aka Woodstock. I believe all these current Occupy events are but a pale imitation of the glorious original disgusting and useless event. Let these hippies go back in time to the real hippies. The original hippies can show them the proper way of being hippies. Also, I'd like to suggest some sort of "infinite loop" so that like the movie Groundhog Day, it keeps repeating. However, these wormholes will have to remain open and have wifi boosters built into them because the pampered trustfund babies modern day proles will need to Twitter, Skype, use Facebook and do Google searches on their laptop computers while denouncing capitalism, even in 1969. Also, all the gourmet food will have to be taken back and forth through the wormhole because the lazy unthinking good young progs cannot be expected to eat just brown rice like all the bums.
I recognize that this is going to require a monumental amount of redistributed™ moments and minutes, along with much higher taxes for the evil rich™. But really, it's for the children™. We don't want to be against the children, comrades. I think it is vitally important for the hippies of modern times to link up with the hippies of the original Woodstock before they became college professors and czars for Dear Leader™.
I feel very strong about this. In fact, I think this should be a right demanded by all the people at the "We are the 99%" tumblr page. Time travel back to Woodstock should be a human right. We should demand it for all Occupy hippies. And we can pay for it by taxing the rich. Make the rich pay their fair share to fund time travel specifically to Woodstock.