The People's Cube - Political Satire

My dear Comrades,

I have been watching our noble brothers in the various OWS protests, and keep hearing of these "Populist Movements." I have to ask though, being somewhat confused. I have tried, and tried but cannot have a Populist Movement. Do I need still more fiber in my diet? More beet juice? Do I need to see an Obamacare approved doctor to see why I cannot have a Populist Movement? Please advise.

Why Comrade Colonel, that's easy. You just need a "richer" diet. Try this - it helps them go down a bit easier. Worked for me.

Patience, comrade...this,too shall"pass"...

A true Populist movement needs to be had in public, let's not forget. Preferably upon a symbol of Evil Capitalist Evil.

Do I see the potential for a JiffyLobo™ spinoff?

Or, who would know more about a big public populist movement than our renowned Comrade Moore. Perhaps he can lead you on your quest for a korrekt diet decision.