The People's Cube - Political Satire

November 3, 2011 - Dateline Washington DC

Last night at a Campaign 2012 fundraiser, when asked about the violence at the Occupy Oakland demonstration yesterday, where the escalation included Molotov cocktails and shutting down the port, President B. Hussein Obama broke into a rousing rendition of "If You're Going to San Francisco".

As his audience of Democrats and fellow travelers joined in, no one missed a beat when the former community organizer morphed the lyrics into "... be sure to wear some fire bombs in your hair...".

Presidential Spokesbarker Jay "Carney" Carney later stated that there was no truth to ongoing and persistent rumors that the president was in any way connected to the OWS movement, George Soros, ACORN, the SEIU, or anything else.

Was that followed played deeply moving emotional rendition of " how great I art"?

General/Colonel, I believe that Dear Leader led them dearly in that very hymn at the end of the fundraiser, as the 712 members of his personal security detail royally and worshipfully escorted him to his presidential limo.