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Man DECAPITATED after being sucked head first into wood chipper in freak accident

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Dear Leader (PBUH) has ordered hundreds of these machines to be distributed among the red-state congressmen, senators, and the offices of the RNC.

the opening is specially modified with the following sign...



This is funded through the ARRA and is considered a shovel-ready project.

That crap happens. I heard of one guy whose glove hung in the limb and dragged him in.
But the heck with that, VIVA MEXICO!
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I bet that chipper is still not big enough for the ObamaKare legislation or the paperwork it creates.

Komrad Phobianov wrote:I bet that chipper is still not big enough for the ObamaKare legislation or the paperwork it creates.

Well, we're lucky then that he ordered hundreds. That might put a dent in it.

So our Dear leader did listen to Saddam Husein.

Never let a good technique go to waste. This is just perfect.

In related news, Republicans are throwing their party's colleagues into the chipper "...to demonstrate their goodwill to the President (PBUH) and to condemn all criticism of His incredibly-successful policies."