The People's Cube - Political Satire

Fellow comrades:
I have had the privilege of returning to working with the spade and sickle today. It is quite invigorating, especially when you get to work out with those things. If you haven't used these People's Tools recently, let me have the privilege of sending you a complimentary shovel and sickle. If you mass order them, I will send you a free hammer with that.

Working out with my shovel,
Vladimir Ivanov
Red Journalism Headquarters, Moscow, USSR

I work out with my shovel for 20 minutes a day, three times a week! We shall release the peoples workout video showing the proletariat how to correctly use this great instrument. Then we shall have a nation of people who are trained to use this great insturment of construction and de-construction perfectly!

I'm glad the spade shovels replaced the square shovels!