The People's Cube - Political Satire

GAIA Minister Neytiri Naked Truth Report--

President Obama, Our Beloved Hawaiian-Born/Born-Again-Pandoran leader has saved GAIA from penetration and new-labor that would have resulted therefrom by barring the Keystone Pipeline, which would have constituted a phallic attack on GAIA:



And, Opiate of the People has already discovered the alternate route.

--GAIA Minister Neytiri

GAIA Minister Neytiri. I've been missing your naked blue truth - good to see you're back and ecologically sound, as always! Can you believe those evil Rethuglikkkans, trying to thrust that pipeline into the core of the USSA? And with NO PROTECTION?!?

Thank Lenin for Dear Leader (pbuh)!

I have total confidence in our Born-Again Pandoran, but I have Flip-Flop Fears that the Born-Again Goreman may revert to Latter-Day-Sanity just as did Gingrich after he joined us as a stow-away to Pandora and then left our esteemed Elder, Pandoran Pelosi, sitting on the Tree of Souls Bench, even though his latest foray into Occupy Romney has given us hope for his swift return to flip back to his former flop and repentance at the Tree of Souls.




--GAIA Minister Neytiri
(Lucky for us our adversaries' Lions decided not to ROAR in 2012.)