KING OBAMA'S ROYAL DECREE: "I shall not force Catholics to pay for abortion -- for now. But I do order you Catholics to buy insurance. And I order the insurance company to pay for the abortion."
Speaker John Boehner, our bulwark against tyranny: "I didn't know he could do that. Oh well, live and learn."
Special thanks to Finepoint for the idea.
2/10/2012, 7:20 pm
Great Stalin's Ghost
We must obey because he is smarter than the average bear (or Boehner, apparently)
2/11/2012, 2:01 am
M84
I am still waiting for Dear Leader to authorize post-womb abortions on these monkey-men, but I suppose ensuring they don't breed is a start.
2/11/2012, 4:20 pm
Opiate of the People
This sounds like an excellent compromise. Dear Leader gets to enforce the People's Will ™as he sees fit and the reactionary church counter-revolutionaries get to stay in business... for now.
2/11/2012, 4:32 pm
M84
For some value of "stay in business," but Dear Leader wouldn't want us worrying about that.
