The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades,

I have absolutely wonderful news! I am truly so excited about this I can hardly type. The glorious world of next Tuesday is closer than we think!

Dear Leader's stormtroopers ransacked an Amish farm because the farmer was selling milk that is not party approved. As we know, comrades, party approved milk must be full of chemicals. This Amish farmer dared to disobey the collective. Does he not realize that resistance is futile and ALL will be assimilated? The farmer mistakenly thought that consumers should be able to decide whether or not to buy raw milk.

Consumers cannot think for themselves. We have the government to do that for us. Why, if people think for themselves they might buy lots of things and we'd have a good economy. We can't have that, comrades! So anyway, this silly farmer then decided to take it to court. Well, we of course have a loyal comrade on the court who just ruled in favor of Dear Leader as he was supposed to.

Amish farmer: 0. Dear Leader: Won. Now get over it.

Our comrade judge ruled against private property rights. This will soon bring an end to these pesky and outdated notions of private property.
Comrades, this Amish farmer does not understand what "choice" means according to Dear Leader.

Choice does NOT mean:
- people deciding what they want to buy or not buy
- parents deciding what their kids eat for lunch

Choice DOES mean:
- Religious affiliated organizations can either violate their consciences or close. Simple.
- Abortion businesses (nationally and internationally) will be funded. Pro-life taxpayers can choose to look the other way.

Why would anyone object to this? We do things the way the party approves. Nothing more and nothing less.

Comrades, I recognize I'm confusing totalitarians here, but I just feel so happy with Dear Leader and Moocow (the one in the White House, not any on the closed Amish farm) for using the korrekt definition of "choice" that all I can say is Heil Dear Leader.

Known subversives of the Peoples Welfare.

What a pathetic display of ineptitude !
How can these people expect to get anything done without a government-appointed, university-trained community organizer ?

Wow. That's the first time in years that I've seen a construction crew made up entirely of American citizens.

I don't see a single union-approved butt-crack anywhere in that barn-building photo. How can you expect to build with quality without an exposed union butt-crack?

Glorius Greetings, Comrades,

I see that I have taught Comrade Soetoro Sobarkah,uh, Comrade Obama well, how to shut down farms! Congratulations, Comrades, for going after the food supply!!!

Robert Mugabe
Barry's Role Model

Comrades, why is the party wasting time on the Catholic Church? Afterall, if left to its own devices, it would continue to help us by preaching socialist justice. It would fall apart on its own by pushing our agenda for us and building ugly, lifeless churches.

When we see the work ethic and industriousness of the Amish (and no unions?!??!?!??!?!?!?) this sounds like a religious group the party must extinguish. And really, why should people be eating any of their food? Just because it tastes good, it is not Moocow Obama approved for the people (but maybe for herself). And their furniture is not made in the People's workers' Paradise of China and full of chemicals and such. In fact, comrades, Amish furniture is made of (gasp) real wood! It's not recycled! The Amish kill trees for their furniture! Gaia would not be pleased!

Gaia's children killed by Amish barn burglars.

In glorious related news comrades.....

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I'm sure if the most equal Commissar of Peoples' Food Inspection would have simply informed the transgressors that this was all being done for "The Greater Good,™" They would have complied with great joy.


And these are the sort of idiots who voted for this in the first place.


Thank Dear Leader (pbuh) for being there to protect us from all harm; real and imagined!

These Amish people deserved what they got !

They represent everything our progressive government is against; most importantly morality and self-reliance. This intolerable mindset led to the America becoming saddled with a " deeply flawed " Constitution......... and it must be stopped !

And to think they thought they could get away with this in Nevada......

HARRY REID'S NEVADA !