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Dear Leader is making a movie which you all will be required invited to see:

President Obama's campaign has hired Oscar-winning director Davis Guggenheim to produce a short film chronicling the first three years of his administration, Julianna Goldman of Bloomberg reports.

The campaign paid more than $160,000 for the film, which is less than 30 minutes long and set to be released in the coming weeks, Goldman reports.

Guggenheim won an Oscar in 2006 for “An Inconvenient Truth.”

https://weaselzippers.us/2012/02/25/oba ... ack-obama/

The prospect of even more inconvenient truths has me so excited I am going to personally go orgasmic without the use of state-mandated contraceptives. I must start saving my rubles now so I can purchase an ample supply of beets to munch on for the gala premiere.
Oh, the politically-correct not-feigned-at-all ecstasy!

Now, for some even more double-plus good news: The Party is launching a contest to choose the title of this all-important landmark ground-breaking historic film! Yes, the Dear Leader cares so much about each of us, he wants to hear our ideas for naming this masterpiece!

While all entries will be considered to be equal, Dear Leader will select a few that will be considered more equal than others and each will be given a token of appreciation (not a "prize"!) The recipient of the token of most appreciation will receive a personal copy of the film! The recipient of the token of the second-most appreciation will receive two copies an almost-new shovel! And so on, and so forth. But, the Dear Leader wishes us to remember we are all appreciated and without us following him, his leading us to utopia would not be possible.

FYI: Any submission of the title "Triumph of the Will" will not be accepted.

Also, I have a personal message for someone named Leni Riefenstahl - if you read this please call the White House ASAP.

OK? Lights! Camera! Action! NAME THAT FILM!

"Dreams of My Fatherland"

"Three Years That Shook The World Economy"

"From Here to Insolvency"

"Dr Feelgood, or, 'How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Embrace World Socialism'"

"Brokedebt Mountain"

"2012" (No, wait, that disaster movie has already been made.)

"Inherit the Wind of Bush's Failed Presidency"

"Honey, I Shrunk the Economy!"

"Liar, Liar"

From the archives, funny how they're still relevant.

Ivan Betinov wrote:"2012" (No, wait, that disaster movie has already been made.)

We were warned. Coming this November.

Sex with a fat chick, Plenty of lies and apparently a videotape.

Today I might choose "Midnight In The Garden of Grab and Steal.
Betinov's "From Here to Insolvency" is wonderful
Or we could us "The World Is Not Enough" without alteration. (James Bond)

But not to be left out of shameless self promotion of old material.

I can't resist reprising Obamageddon:




--KOOK

Academy Award Best-Picture Nominee: 2012 Space Odyssey-- Obama's Operation Daisy, Daisy ...



--KOOK

Academy Award Best-Picture: Solyndra Green is Peoples Money






--KOOK

Academy Award Best-Picture for 2012: Planet of the Shovel-Ready Apes





--KOOK

I posted a link to this on the Cube page on Facebook, and within only two hours we had 59 comments:


BIGGEST LIAR

The recovery summer of our discontent: part three

My Big Lying Communist Takeover

Win The Future! or just WTF!

Honey, I Shrunk Your Paycheck.

Dumb and Dumber

A Convenient Lie

The Marxtrix

The Great Dictator

Triumph of the SCOAMF

Sorry, Wrong Unemployment Numbers

Eat, Drink, What I Say

‎0bedience

The Man Who Wasn't

Presidenting Is Hard

How To Improve Your Golf Game In Three Years

The Dalek Invasion of Earth

The Invisible Economy

Wag the Bo

Driving Miss Daisy into the Ditch

Sycophants: Why The Mainstream Media Can't Quit Me

The Slush Fund Kid

Mississippi and the Other 56 States Burning

Slacker Of The Union

Enemy Of The States

‎"Present" Danger

Three Years Feels Like Forever

The Evil Dead Panels

Rear Window: How to Covertly Spy on Your Neighbor and Report Him To Attack Watch

Episode The One: Attack of the Drones

Top That: I Killed Osama

Back To The Modern Stone Age

The Audacity of Pride

The Man With The Goldman-Sachs

Green Casino Royal

Idi0bamaocracy

Serfs Up

Dead Souls Vote 0bama

Barack Goodenuf

Hamlet: From King Claudius' Perspective

The Merchant of Keynes

David and Goliath 2: Goliath Strikes Back

Santa Barack Clause Has Come To Town

The One Commandment: Thou Shalt Have No Gods But Me

Dawn Of The Dead

Absolute Power

A Teleprompter For All Seasons

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Animal House

Chopper Chicks in ZombieTown

An Inconvenient Truth

The Day After

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Titanic

Hope Floats

The Barack Identity

Death of a Nation

Golf Hard: The Barack 0bama Story

Academy Award 2012: Best Pedagogical Documentary for The Children: Mr. Obama's Neighborhood





--KOOK

Academy Award 2012 Nominee for Best Religious Film: Born Again Pandoran--

The Noble Saga of Obama protecting GAIA from penetration by the Koch Brothers' Keystone-Pipe:





--KOOK

Academy Award Best-Picture nominee for 2012: Uncle Sam's Travels





--KOOK

Academy Award 2012: Best Medical/Ecological Documentary-- Trojamacare





--KOOK

I'll bury this way down here under the deja vu.

The Obama Strain

More from Facebook:
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The Manchurian Candidate

The Great Train Robbery

The Sting

The Godfather

Freddy Got Fingered

A farewell to America

Gone with our money

I dream of Jihad

Lord of the Lies.

The One (and Future King)

The Greatest Fabrication Ever Told

To George Soros, Thanks for everything. Barack Obama

Fear and Loathing in the White House

The Prog Prince

How to Gain Friends and Alienate People

Barry Obama and the Condom Factory

V for Vegetables.
(Insert picture of Michelle holding a vegetable and wearing a Guy Fawkes mask here)

Red Daw--too close for comfort.

Catch Me if You Can

How to Succeed As President Without Really Trying.

Executive Producer: George Soros
Director: Richard Trumka
Choreography director: Saul Alinsky
Music performed by the MSM Orchestra

That picture of Michelle Obama with the shovel is the gift that keeps on giving!

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

OK, I'll bite!

How's about:

Invasion of the Body Snatchers!
(In honor of all those dead people who voted/vote for Obamer)

Edited twice! Wanted to include photo of such dead people but was not permitted according to instructions (no "insert' option was afforded me)

I denounce Red Square for taking all the really cool titles!
Oh, let me look again.....Ummmm, sorry for that admonishment, I apologize Red.

It wasn't you, after all.

It was your friggin followers!

Aarrgh! What's a Cuber to do?

Thanks, TPC.

30 minutes of slicing to the left and missing 6 inch putts?

FORE more years!

Double bogeys galore!

This may be a Cube first: BEET OF THE WEEK FOR EVERYONE!



And for all of your mothers--or, if you're now in state custody because your mother has been deemed unfit and incapable of determining what's best for you, then for your caseworker:


Yes, even for all you proles on Facebook. You may now go back to swinging shovels and stealing each other's vodka over in Gulagville.

https://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/gl ... 48482.html

Is thepeoplescube.com on "The List"? Gloria Allred's list?

If not, then why the heck not!!?!?!?!?

Comrades - have you heard??
Dear Leader has upped the ante!

PINK--IE!! Krasnodar's hoggin't the beet and won't share!

Hey Betinov.... I'm just sitt'n here by the beet that we've all been given by Pinkie !

( Don't go blaming me because you can't get outta' your jar ! )

Who knows........ maybe someone might drop in a piece to you .

Krasnodar wrote:Hey Betinov.... I'm just sitt'n here by the beet that we've all been given by Pinkie !

( Don't go blaming me because you can't get outta' your jar ! )

Who knows........ maybe someone might drop in a piece to you .

Just what kinda "piece" ya talkin' 'bout, Kraz? Guns?


Betinov is like a fish in a barrel, and that's just the kind of target we Prigs Progs love! (Why do I keep misspelling the word "prog?" Jeesh, I do it all the time! Maybe I need a new Jifi-Lobo™)

No, your Pamalinskiness. Not guns.
Hillary sez they're evil and must be taken away from anyone.... especially those who live in "fly-over country", like me.

Tovarichi wrote:

INAUGURATION DAY.jpg

Outstanding, Tovi!

And no guns for the military either, which is both despised by the Comrade Bill (Husband to MTE) and Dear Leader who will have them un-funded shortly... Until they need one to shoot someone like Osama Bin Laden.

Or somebody.

Else.

Krasnodar wrote:No, your Pamalinskiness. Not guns.
Hillary sez they're evil and must be taken away from anyone.... especially those who live in "fly-over country", like me.

Yeah, me too, Kraz. And I just purchased my beloved Hello Kitty Assault Rifle! Woe is me! I live in flyover country, as well!

Tovarichi wrote:And no guns for the military either, which is both despised by the Comrade Bill (Husband to MTE) and Dear Leader who will have them un-funded shortly... Until they need one to shoot someone like Osama Bin Laden.

Or somebody.

Else.

[img]/images/clipart/Prog_Off.gif[/img] Yeah, Tovi, and this too!
https://freebeacon.com/trashing-tricare/

From my archives ...

Holy smokes, Castrate! That is, well, ..........SMOKIN'! Impressive visuals, Sir!
Smokin' Hot!

Pamalinsky wrote:Holy smokes, Castrate! That is, well, ..........SMOKIN'! Impressive visuals, Sir!
Smokin' Hot!

Well thank you

I agree comrade Castrate, quite equal I must say.

Pamalinsky wrote: Yeah, Tovi, and this too!
https://freebeacon.com/trashing-tricare/

Bastards...

Red Square wrote:I posted a link to this on the Cube page on Facebook, and within only two hours we had 59 comments:

Gosh, so hard to pick a favorite here because they all made me laugh my guts out!
But, the one that actually succeeded in making me pass out from laughter was "Wag the Bo!"
I was reminded of Red Square's photo on Pinkie's protracted post, Trashin' the First Lady's Fashion, of a big galomping enthusiastic dog dressed in........(snort)........a dress!
We all know who that is! (Hint: It's not Barry!)
Bwaaahaaaahaaaahaaahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...... zzzzzzzzzzz_______________________

ALL of you are stunning and I am truly honored to be on the same thread with you! Wonderful, most equal Comrades all! XXX!!! (don't get picky about the number of kisses, they apply to all of you, just in case you were wondering) X!

I'd like to offer two more submissions. They are a bit obscure but, what the hey?

American Gerbilo

An Officer and a Gerbilman

I'd like to see at least two:

"Fistful of Tax Dollars" and "For a few Tax Dollars more" - Spaghetti Wetsern artwork, anyone?

Burn after reading...

Red Square wrote:Burn after reading...

Sherriff Joe's posse report is due Thursday, BTW, burn this post after reading.

Speaking of burning... Here's another one:

Barry Squatter and the Money on Fire

Pamalinsky wrote:

Krasnodar wrote:No, your Pamalinskiness. Not guns.
Hillary sez they're evil and must be taken away from anyone.... especially those who live in "fly-over country", like me.

Yeah, me too, Kraz. And I just purchased my beloved Hello Kitty Assault Rifle! Woe is me! I live in flyover country, as well!

Pamalinsky, did you purchase the "HK-47 Kalashnikitty" to stay true to the Motherland or did you go for the Amerikan AR-15?

HK-47

AR-15

Nathaniel Dozier on Facebook gave me this idea: How to Succeed As President Without Really Trying.

Red Square wrote:Nathaniel Dozier on Facebook gave me this idea:

How to Succeed As President Without Really Trying.

Executive Producer: George Soros
Director: Richard Trumka
Choreography director: Saul Alinsky
Music performed by the MSM Orchestra

Of course the meaning of "succeed" would be parodic, and what a great poster (or series of posters) that would be.

Sound effects: the "squealer" (Animal Farm) tone of Debbie "Squealer" Wasserma-Schultz
Props: Anthony Weiner
Costumes: Michelle Obama
Scream Writer: maybe Debbie Wasserman Schultz (and omit sound effects)
Stunt-Person (or Stunt-Being): Harry Reid
VoiceOver: Clint Eastwood
Pedantist: Sean Penn
Gaffe Operator: Joe Biden
Weather Coordinator: Al Gore


KOOK

Capt. Commie wrote:
Pamalinsky, did you purchase the "HK-47 Kalashnikitty" to stay true to the Motherland or did you go for the Amerikan AR-15?

Nah, I went for the pink one. I bought it because it was…well...pink! (I have my priorities straight!) If only I had known about the bigger one! That's some gun ya got there, Captain!

Capt. Commie:

WHACK!!!

Pamalinsky:

WHACK!!!

I might swing my shovel at Tovarichi and Krasnodar, too, except they took off running as soon as they caught that glint of light bouncing off it as I raised it aloft.

Now both of you pick up your Hello Kitty toys (and your chipped teeth and broken jawbones) and book a room on another thread. This thread is for movie titles and you're compromising its integrity.

If this happens again, I'll do more than whack you with my shovel--I'll plant your feet in cement and then place you between Michelle Obama and a platter of tamales.

Third offense: I'll bury you up to your neck in lobsters next to Michelle Obama, and pour butter sauce over your heads.

DO I MAKE MYSELF FEARED?

PSSST.... Krasno....

Pinkie's shovel vs. Pam-ski's assault rifle

Girl on girl violence... this ought to be good.

PINKIE! You are absolutely right! That is why I didn't duplicate Commie's whole post. I just thought it would be polite to reply to him. And, well, throw in a little double-entendre for good measure. Couldn't help myself. I was just being silly. I'm sure Captain Commie never meant anything untoward. (And, I didn't either.)

It WAS a bit off-topic though. And a tad off-color. Sorry. : • (

(Tovi and Kraz. You guys can just relax and eat your popcorn! Nothing to see here!)

I've got a name for it:

Snoozefest

You ever see any of the Obama 2008 docu-circle-jerks? I've seen better film on teeth.

Behold! I steer your attention to this Obama commissioned 2008 campaign funeral march of a documentary by Guggenheim. No one has actually ever been able to watch the entire thing.

A Mother's Promise by Davis Guggenheim

I won't sully myself by actually posting the offending video; you damn commies will have to go to the link. Check out the titles of the music they used. Read the one single comment.

This is the work of Guggenheim. My five year old niece could make a more interesting documentary about her freaking stuffed animals.

Barakalypse Now: I love the smell of algae in the morning.

Invasion of the Wallet Snatchers

The Hunt for Red November

Air Farce One

Ratman Begins

Barack of Arabia

The Voting Dead

The Liar, The Bitch, and the Wardrobe-Slayer (0bama, Hillary, and Michelle)

Laws (instead of Jaws)

The Perfect Storm

Dow Jones and the Economy of Doom

The Audacity of Dope

G. I. Joe Biden (Government Idiot)

Dirty Rotten Scoundrel

Raiders of the Lost Wallets

Kung Fu Red Panda (named BO, rather than Po)

Barackula

Despicable Me

Red Dawn (the morning of Nov. 5, 2008)

The Dictator

2012

President Evil

Deception (rather than Inception)

Dearest Commissarka Pinkie, I beg for your forgiveness for my transgression and I accept full responsibility for taking this glorious thread in the wrong direction. Pamalinsky was merely an innocent casualty of my foolishness.

I humbly ask the Collective to accept this small token as my penitence.

Capt.Commie, your graphical skills are most equal, and are the only reason you are not immediately demoted to First Lieutenant and booked on the next train smoking eastbound. Fear and weakness under fire is still a court martial offense. NEVER apologize, it only encourages more of the same. Take your whackings, get stitches and get back to work, beets don't dig themselves up, you know...so, in summary, nice art, don't be a pansy-assed bed wetting Teabagger Rethuglikkan jellyfish

(And don't talk about firearms where Pinkie is within striking distance)

p.s., Capt. C, I'm on my phone, can you put together a graphic? Start with Clint Eastwood, build on

"Dirty BARRY" I think you could do a good one...

Red Square has posted this magnificent jewel in 2008.

Nuts. Well, Red Square is ahead of his time as usual.

Yes, I am Comrade From the Future!



However, I didn't make the Dirty Barry pic, but posted something that had been emailed to me by a Cube reader who made it.

KOOK wrote:

Red Square wrote:Nathaniel Dozier on Facebook gave me this idea:


Sound effects: the "squealer" (Animal Farm) tone of Debbie "Squealer" Wasserma-Schultz
Props: Anthony Weiner
Costumes: Michelle Obama
Scream Writer: maybe Debbie Wasserman Schultz (and omit sound effects)
Stunt-Person (or Stunt-Being): Harry Reid
VoiceOver: Clint Eastwood
Pedantist: Sean Penn
Gaffe Operator: Joe Biden
Weather Coordinator: Al Gore




KOOK

Gaffe Operator. Good one! Now that is funny. What a great thread and that photo of Michelle really does keep on giving.

In addition to the movie title, how about some more crew positions?

Best Boy: Hillary Clinton
2nd Best Boy: Janet Napolitano
Weapon Master: Eric Holder
Camera Operator:MSNBC
Art Director: Red Square
Hair and Makeup: Barney Frank

PS I hope I don't get whacked for hijacking the thread. Crew positions are kind of related to movie titles. However, I will take my whacking like a man if it comes down to that. However, getting shot with a pink AK47, well now THAT would be embarrassing.

A-Ten-Hut!

Fall in line pinkos (and Pinkies). I bet you are the same Photoshoppers that posted the Birth Certificate on the WH website, clearly all these pictures you posted here are fakes too.

As most of you are aware Ole Sarge has been keeping a close eye on you maggots and this commie website.

At first you all had me thinking this was a parody site and you were Right wing patriots posing as leftist commies. Well this isn't my first trip to the rodeo, Sarge knows the current truth, you are all commies pretending to be conservatives pretending to be commies.

Hah, thought you could fool modern military intelligence. Be advised that all of you are now back on President Nixon's Enemy List ™

Now you want to name that film? How about a real film, if you want something done right CALL A MARINE.

Oorah - Oorah - Oorah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... OpwCQsMbCE

Barry's S * T * A* S * H

"THE JERK"
(1979, Steve Martin)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079367/

"REDS"
(1981, Warren Beatty)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082979/

I don't care what they call it, as long as BO is played by Tom Hanks in black face

Vrag Naroda! Outstanding! Very Kewell! Wow!I am totally intimidated inspired!

Spasibo, comrade!