3/14/2012, 9:49 pm
Dear fellow capitalist warmongers of male-dominated class hegemony and imperialism,
Republicans have a clear agenda for women: deny women the health care they've fought and died for on the streets and on the barricades of revolution, deny them all access to birth control, make them grovel and beg on the streets in rags, and even prohibit the women-class free State guaranteed french fries, chicken nuggets and other munchies that they're always munching every time I see them driving by.
Grassroots hate filled Republican misogynists around the country have united in the Republican War on Women to launch a Class War on Women's Health Class-Warfare Fund. Our goal is to exploit, use and abuse, and put in their place the entire gender-class known as women with an aggressive rapid response operation including ads, on-the-ground organizing, ugly gender-class warfare and more.
It's important that capitalist warmongering national Republicans everywhere join ranks and help in any way possible for our campaign of vile, outrageous, and unceasing attacks on women. We are only $19,433,021,666 away from our Class War on Women's Health Class-Warfare Fund goal before tonight's midnight deadline.
Please chip in a billion or two by midnight tonight so Republican gender-class warfare-mongers can launch an urgent rapid response campaign against the entire Woman class.
Heroic freedom fighting communist Democrats in Congress thought they could silence us with people's hero Sandra Fluke.
They were wrong.
There are only hours to go before we launch our Class War on Women's Health Class War, an urgent grassroots campaign to deny women their rights and make them grovel like dogs in rags on the streets of our towns and cities.
Can you pitch in right now?
Thanks,
$.$. Halliburton
Chair of the 3rd Capitalist Cabal Internationale
