3/15/2012, 3:08 am
GAIA Minister Neytiri Naked Truth Report:
An exciting new Earthy-Science Exposé in the tradition of the pioneering "Inconvenient Truth" hard-science documentary by Al Gore (a.k.a. "Al G") invokes the beauty/beast imagery of the 1970's classic, SWAMP THING (starring Adrienne Barbeau) in revealing that Al G's ALGAE THING can replace Big-Oil men drilling GAIA:

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Here, Adrienne Barbeau as GAIA bathing in a placid swamp, contemplates the wonders of Algae as a substitute for drilling-- See below:

Here, Adrienne Barbeau as GAIA learns from her swamp guide about algae that glow in the dark and thus can save us from the incandescent light bulbs at a mere $50 each-- See below:

This is just the beginning of the ALGAE THING REVOLUTION. Soon GAIA and all enlightened womyn will teach the Neanderthal men who favor drilling that the swamp provides the joys of sustainability because drilling just can't go on forever.
Instead of a war against womyn, this will be a war for womyn.
--GAIA Minister Neytiri
An exciting new Earthy-Science Exposé in the tradition of the pioneering "Inconvenient Truth" hard-science documentary by Al Gore (a.k.a. "Al G") invokes the beauty/beast imagery of the 1970's classic, SWAMP THING (starring Adrienne Barbeau) in revealing that Al G's ALGAE THING can replace Big-Oil men drilling GAIA:

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Here, Adrienne Barbeau as GAIA bathing in a placid swamp, contemplates the wonders of Algae as a substitute for drilling-- See below:

Here, Adrienne Barbeau as GAIA learns from her swamp guide about algae that glow in the dark and thus can save us from the incandescent light bulbs at a mere $50 each-- See below:

This is just the beginning of the ALGAE THING REVOLUTION. Soon GAIA and all enlightened womyn will teach the Neanderthal men who favor drilling that the swamp provides the joys of sustainability because drilling just can't go on forever.
Instead of a war against womyn, this will be a war for womyn.
--GAIA Minister Neytiri