3/16/2012, 3:38 pm
All intelligent people including elite media journalists are having a hearty chuckle today at the expense of the foolish opponents of President Obama's enlightened policies after he deftly mocked them during a well-received speech at an elite community college yesterday.
Our Leader metaphorically thrashed these tools of Big Oil, likening those who dismiss advanced energy technologies such as wind and solar power to backward "flat-earthers" who refuse to believe the planet is a People's cube.
Energy experts, who were also chortling amongst themselves at this foolishness, boldly assert that wind energy is now providing a whopping 0.3% of the world's energy, soon to be more if Party scientists can get the wind to blow consistently. This is just the beginning of something big for wind, as this article reveals.
Solar is expanding rapidly and will soon crack the 0.1% mark, thanks to the administration's massive investments in this area. These excellent new technologies have not only lowered the price of old-fashioned gasoline fuel to the $5.00 per gallon level, but they will be creating thousands of new JOBS as soon as greedy bankers stop forcing the manufacturers into bankruptcy for silly reasons like not making loan payments.
Comrades are urged to study the following graph carefully to allow this good news to be absorbed (but not TOO carefully as we all have important shovelling to complete.)
Educated comrades may remember these other great technological advances which backward flat-earth believers once scoffed at:
The Avrocar vertical takeoff and landing vehicle. Tests showed that the heat was so oppressive that all instruments were baked brown after only a few flights.
The Segway revolutionized ground transportation.
The aero-car relieved congrested traffic conditons.
Venetian-blind sunglasses are great indoors or out.
Hydrogen changed the zeppelin industry forever
The shoe-fitting flouroscope used high-dosage X-rays to fit shoes perfectly and could cook hotdogs in seconds.
As the astute comrade can see, only a fool laughs at technological advancement. Flat-earthers today still mock electric cars championed by President Obama. The electric car is the car of the future and always will be.
If you cannot believe in the visions of Dear Leader Obama, you might as well not believe in scientific Marxism or unicorns. Or else, you are just a raaaaacist!
Our Leader metaphorically thrashed these tools of Big Oil, likening those who dismiss advanced energy technologies such as wind and solar power to backward "flat-earthers" who refuse to believe the planet is a People's cube.
Energy experts, who were also chortling amongst themselves at this foolishness, boldly assert that wind energy is now providing a whopping 0.3% of the world's energy, soon to be more if Party scientists can get the wind to blow consistently. This is just the beginning of something big for wind, as this article reveals.
Solar is expanding rapidly and will soon crack the 0.1% mark, thanks to the administration's massive investments in this area. These excellent new technologies have not only lowered the price of old-fashioned gasoline fuel to the $5.00 per gallon level, but they will be creating thousands of new JOBS as soon as greedy bankers stop forcing the manufacturers into bankruptcy for silly reasons like not making loan payments.
Comrades are urged to study the following graph carefully to allow this good news to be absorbed (but not TOO carefully as we all have important shovelling to complete.)
Educated comrades may remember these other great technological advances which backward flat-earth believers once scoffed at:
As the astute comrade can see, only a fool laughs at technological advancement. Flat-earthers today still mock electric cars championed by President Obama. The electric car is the car of the future and always will be.
If you cannot believe in the visions of Dear Leader Obama, you might as well not believe in scientific Marxism or unicorns. Or else, you are just a raaaaacist!
