The People's Cube - Political Satire

Teacher Fired After Not Noticing Third Graders Having Oral Sex Under Desk

"TALLULAH, La. (CBS Houston) – A teacher at Tallulah Elementary School lost her job after not noticing two third graders participating in oral sex under their desks. The News-Star is reporting that the teacher was fired for not keeping a proper eye on her students, as the incident occurred under her watch."

This public school must be re-named "Monica Lewinski Elementary" before the election. The logistics have not all been considered, and the citizens of the Cube are welcome to provide constructive ideas.

For an inanimate object, may I suggest a windmill? it is always working to blow air, and you never get a bill.

Most equal, R.O.C.K... Nicely done...

I, Krasnodar, would like to nominate this lovely creature as a mascot...........


The Sucking Carpet Louse.

From the stadium concession stand...

I hear that there is an opening for a "head coach."

Must be a pretty good athletic department...

How 'bout the "FIGHTING SUCKERFISH!"

Or, the "Lewinski SUCKERS!"

" If I had a son, He'd look like Trayvon..."