The People's Cube - Political Satire

(whiny Andy Rooney voice)
Have you ever wondered how people become Democrats?
What makes people want to shit on police cars during OWS demonstrations?
How do union leaders justify their actions?
How come school teacher members of the NEA are shiftless & lazy?
Why was Nancy Pelosi able to get a face-lft from the Saran Wrap Corporation?

Well ask no more! Take your kid skateboarding, fall down and BINGO!

How Democrats Are Created (crick on rink)

/PROG OFF - BAN ALL SKATEBOARDS AND DEMOLISH ALL SKATEPARKS IMMEDIATELY!!

/PROG OFF - BAN ALL SKATEBOARDS AND DEMOLISH ALL SKATEPARKS IMMEDIATELY!![/quote]

Do it for The Children ™!

Comrades, it has always been said "America is a FREE Country"... Democrats are just carrying that dictum out to the extreme.




Of course, the fact that the Founders' original intent of "free" in the sense of negative rights or freedom from government interference has morphed into a thrust for "positive" rights or a state obligation to satisfy all human needs and wants (which necessitates MAXIMUM government interference) in order to benefit politicians' lust for power is just an incovenient truth that somehow goes unnoticed.