3/28/2012, 7:07 pm
Unbiased mainstream journ0lists, who said they were not attempting to make excuses for the error, noted that Dylan's real name is Robert Allen Zimmerman, close enough for government and uncredentialed spontaneous investigatory work.
In spite of the apparent misunderstanding, some members of the unofficial justice squad were skeptical; one said sarcastically, "I suppose this Dylan claims he's Hispanic, too!", an allusion to the probably never-to-be verified claims that alleged shooter Zimmerman is a multi-race Hispanic and a registered Democrat. These are assertions which, if true, would undercut the conventional wisdom that the shooter is a white supremacist Republican neo-Nazi racist which is why they are almost certainly not true.
Meanwhile, the squad of truth-seeking uncredentialed spontenous law enforcement officers vowed to leave no Zimmerman unturned in their quest for justice. In a new effort to locate the guilty party, they were currently on the way to the home of someone calling himself Aaron Zimmerman of Augusta, Maine. They vowed to use every uncredentialed spontaneous law enforcement tool at their disposal, including threats and harassment, in order to properly investigate every Zimmerman from Aaron in Augusta to Zelda in San Diego, California, until they found the right one.
