The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades this capitalist party must be stopped immediatly! They are manufacturing t-shirts, stickers, and coffie beans at the expense of the workers. If you look on their website https://www.gp.org and go to their online store you will see that the Green Party is a right-wing corporation selling our ideals for profit.

DAMN THE CORPORATIONS AND THEIR HONDAS! DAMN THE CORPORATIONS AND THEIR BURKENSTOCKS! AND DAMN THE CORPORATIONS AND THEIR MOODRINGS!


We are going to send a message to the capitalist Green Party! So buy your offical 'Down with the capitalist Green Party' t-shirts today they are only $15 plus tax for an extra $20 you can get the new tickle me Karl Marx doll. Supplies are limited order today!

Ah, the Greens. I can't quite decide if they are useful idiots or just idiots but they do serve our purpose and advance our agenda. I find our little lap dogs like these so amusing and charming. There's a sort of doe-eyed, near-sincerity in the way they accept our eco-agitprop. Of course, come the Revolution, the USSA Central Government will have target goals to meet in providing for the Proletariat. Imagine the looks on their sweet little sincere faces when we tell them that, in the interest of The Common Good, we are going to build that nuke plant right in that stand of old growth forest. "Now, if you will all just follow these nice comrades wearing the peaked caps and trenchcoats, they will take you to another location for a Progressive Counciling session on The Party's stance on environmental issues."

P.S. Just for a little Revolutionary fun, take their "Are You A Green?" test but answer as if you were a raging, rightist-fascist lunatic.
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Yes and once the land bridge from Alaska to Siberia is complete legions of sweet doe-eyed lap dogs can be shipped (via enclosed metal rail cars, not cattle cars - my flogging wounds from Prehmeir Betty for that mistake still bleed) directly from the old growth forest to the gulag... Useful or not...

The Green party is a Republican conspiracy to distract loyal socialist voters. Our KGB has found evidence of the Republicans and other Right-Fascists assisting the Greens with money and other items.


Just remember, I am watching you, comrades. Voting Green=free one way trip to Siberia.

But some green parties we must support...



For a totally green planet!

https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=810

Premier Brezhnev wrote:The Green party is a Republican conspiracy to distract loyal socialist voters. Our KGB has found evidence of the Republicans and other Right-Fascists assisting the Greens with money and other items.


Just remember, I am watching you, comrades. Voting Green=free one way trip to Siberia.

Comrade Premier, of course none of US actually vote for these simpleton lap dogs. We merely use their doe-eyed sincere beliefs in "peace" and "environmental issues" as a means to advance our agendas of disengaging the American military from the world and promoting centralized control of the economy. When we have the Power, we will indulge them in setting up "green" environmental policies, then stand back and watch them fail. Then, The Party has a convenient scape goat that we can blame for any failings. The Greens will be treated as the Trotskyites of our Glorious Revolution.

Oh, and thanks to our Glorious Leadership here at The Cube for inserting the link to the "Are You A Green?" test in my earlier post.

Baby diarrhea is also green.

Premier Betty wrote:Baby diarrhea is also green.

thanks for that...