The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades, Depressing news, the Great Leader of N. Korea has some ... well ... err ... problems wih his prowess. He only lasted 90 seconds then he exploded and well, it came down.

I realize many men at young ages experience this issue often, but seems his father had the same affliction too, so perhaps it is hereditary?

So the question is ... how would we advise him? What would the Lady Comrades of the Cube do for your men man in this situation?

I'm so depressed I can't think of a good saying for his photo, please help me.

A-Ten-Hut!

Be it advised that our Marine Corpse Intelligence Officer (Agent Orange) has heard thru various channels that the Peoples Health Ministery has stated that they are very close to a cure for the Gook Leader's problem, it's not available just yet, but it's coming quickly.

Damn Charlie keeps getting younger and younger.

As you were men.

Ah, Kim Young Un will be fine. Perhaps People's Army therapy will help him gain some confidence....