The People's Cube - Political Satire

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For reference, see earlier story: A Prog Mole at Fox News



Joe Muto: denounced Fox News to secret police as enemies of the people, but since he did it for money and didn't die in the process, Joe will not qualify as a progressive role model to public school students.

Real progress requires human sacrifice, or at least a good shovel whack. A career suicide doesn't count.
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INSIDE SCOOP ON A KULAK FAMILY

Our Newest Hire: Prog Youth Exposes Father as "Enemy of the People," Mother as "Capitalist Pig"

Hero teenager we are calling The Kulak Mole—son of a "male oppressor" father and "capitalist pig" mother—will be providing Gawker with regular dispatches from inside the enemy camp ...

Our Newest Hire Gets Whacked With A Shovel By Family Member

They nailed him. In the end, it was the spending spree that gave him away. They found his brand-new boots, still unused shovel, and a sack of potatoes under the mattress. He denied everything...

Announcing Our New Newest Hire: A Current Fox News Channel Employee

A person we are calling The Fox Mole—a long-standing, current employee of Fox News Channel—will be providing Gawker with regular dispatches from inside the organization...

" Caught with brand-new boots", what a pathetic excuse of a Mole.

Lately I'm starting to worry about the future of The Party™, and The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™. Recent horrendous mistakes being made by members of the politburo and even Dear Leader himself are most troubling.

As long as they are unwilling to perform purges and show trials, Weak Liberalism remains no substitute for Strong Communism.

Fox mole reveals Roger Ailes over weight.