Obama replaces Secret Service with Swiss Guards to improve security and distract attention from the hooker scandal.
4/24/2012, 3:25 pm
Commissarka Pinkie
Forget about the elusive man in a red hat. Give me a guy with an armored breastplate, puffy striped pantaloons, and a fluffy red plume atop his head.
Alas for Red Rooster, one out of three isn't enough to make the cut.
4/24/2012, 5:08 pm
ThePeoplesComrade
In the Selective Service shakeup, Michelle prefers a Nutcracker detail. She's a sugar plump fairy.
4/24/2012, 6:21 pm
Comrade Loaf
Dear Leader might want new security personnel to dress this way on occasion just to switch hit. We are already on our way to being just like Greece so we might as well look the part too.
4/24/2012, 6:24 pm
Comrade Loaf
Dear Leader could make this his Special Appeal to Save the Lawyers
Dear Leader might want new security personnel to dress this way on occasion just to switch hit. We are already on our way to being just like Greece so we might as well look the part too.
4/24/2012, 7:59 pm
General Confusion
Does dear leader intend to wear white robes and a skull cap for a "break in" period? It is doubtful that any speak english.
4/25/2012, 12:18 am
Infidel Castrate
These make better agents, you must screen them first though.
