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10/28/2006, 5:23 pm
Premier Brezhnev
The Dead rise again to vote for our comrades and to get comrade Pelosi into power as House speaker.
All comrades are instructed to go to the graveyard and register more dead voters to make sure they aren't disenfranchised, and to ensure a Communist victory on November 7th.
All volunteers must register 5 dead voters or no potatoes in the winter...
P. Brezhnev
10/28/2006, 5:40 pm
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
I dont recall an election in 2004? When did we have an election in 2004? Who is this "Kerry" fellow and what did he do so special? Oh thats right, I NEVER HEARD OF HIM!
10/28/2006, 5:42 pm
Premier Brezhnev
Chairman Meow S. Pun wrote:I dont recall an election in 2004? When did we have an election in 2004? Who is this "Kerry" fellow and what did he do so special? Oh thats right, I NEVER HEARD OF HIM!
The party believes in recycling old campagin literature. The concept is the same.
But, as we all know, Kerry didn't exist....
10/29/2006, 12:41 am
Commissar M
Chairman Meow S. Pun wrote:I dont recall an election in 2004? When did we have an election in 2004? Who is this "Kerry" fellow and what did he do so special? Oh thats right, I NEVER HEARD OF HIM!
Kerry? Who the hell is that?
Anyway, the reason nobody recalls an election in 2004 is because it was simply a referendum. Bush declared himself Emperor for another 4 years and that was them end of it. Remember comrades, RupugliKKKans
NEVER win elections, they can only steal them.
10/29/2006, 12:55 am
S.A.F. Marshal Pravda
Chairman Meow S. Pun wrote:I dont recall an election in 2004? When did we have an election in 2004? Who is this "Kerry" fellow and what did he do so special? Oh thats right, I NEVER HEARD OF HIM!
Yeah, who the hell is John Kerry??? NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
10/29/2006, 12:57 am
S.A.F. Marshal Pravda
Premier Brezhnev wrote:Chairman Meow S. Pun wrote:I dont recall an election in 2004? When did we have an election in 2004? Who is this "Kerry" fellow and what did he do so special? Oh thats right, I NEVER HEARD OF HIM!
The party believes in recycling old campagin literature. The concept is the same.
But, as we all know, Kerry didn't exist....
Perhaps some revisionist history (and Photoshop) is in order...Dr. Palimpsest? Comrade Mr. Snuggle Bunny?
10/29/2006, 1:52 am
Red Square
It was all explained here:
https://communistsforkerry.com/GPU/viewtopic.php?t=198
The Party has made him, the Party shall take him away!
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A few Party members have inquired about the Politbureau's course of action in the near future.
Komrad Hillary has humbly suggestedto take over, as the rest of the Party melts away into the countryside, which is all red, and regroup for the '08 election. Like Che and Fidel, we must now take to the jungles of America to continue the revolution. Like Lenin and Stalin, we shall penetrate the tundra, the taiga, and the steppes of the American Motherland. Keep your Red Star Radio receivers handy, you shall soon hear the transmission instructing you of the Party-approved course of action.
10/29/2006, 2:27 pm
Premier Brezhnev
I guess Our comrades at MoveOn.org have it better...
10/31/2006, 12:42 am
Premier Betty
This all seems very familiar....
10/31/2006, 2:25 am
Commissar M
Hmmm...
Of course it's all a big lie and a bunch of RepugliKKKans getting worked up over minor clerical errors, right? Demokrats have NEVER, EVER committed ANY voter fraud! Only RepugliKKKans do that.
Dead voters continue to cast ballots in New York
11/2/2006, 12:06 am
Branish
Sad news to report, comrades. Earlier this year in my home state of Ohio, the Republikkkans passed a law requiring photo ID in order to vote, including next week's Great Patriotic Election. This is a deliberate attempt by the Republikkkans to prevent dead people from voting! This may prevent the Party from taking control and establishing the Socialist Republic of Ohio! Enough is enough! Various experts have agreed, including Comrade Robert Kennedy Jr., that in 2004 the Ohio Secretary of State (who is black) prevented blacks from voting. Now they are preventing the dead from voting. Luckily we have too many college campuses, and thus, hopefully enough useful idiots to turn out next week.
11/6/2006, 5:30 pm
Red Square
Commissar M wrote:Hmmm...
Of course it's all a big lie and a bunch of RepugliKKKans getting worked up over minor clerical errors, right? Demokrats have NEVER, EVER committed ANY voter fraud! Only RepugliKKKans do that.
Dead voters continue to cast ballots in New York
The link led to a great article. But when I tried to use it today for a story about dead voters, the link appears to be broken and the site's search brings up no article with that title.
The Party hard at work at revising history through publications. Comrade O'Brien, was it you?
11/6/2006, 5:56 pm
Comrade Otis
Yes, it comes up "invalid story."
Maybe you can find it with the wayback machine.
11/6/2006, 6:00 pm
O'Brien
Red Square wrote:
The Party hard at work at revising history through publications. Comrade O'Brien, was it you?
Merely correcting an error Comrade. The Ministry of Truth works hard at making sure no typos exist to confuse the masses.....
O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH