4/25/2012, 3:15 pm
Dateline Flyover Land, USSA - AP (Associated Potatoes)
Many of us can remember when we were young and our mean parents made us do chores.
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Of course, the Chores Meanness Quotient is orders of magnitude higher for children growing up on farms, but the Obama administration is about to put an end to that.
"Evil organizations like 4-H and Future Farmers of America will just have to find their little pre-trained slaves elsewhere," stated presidential spokesunit Jay "Carney" Carney in response to questions from journalists today.
Child labor laws, under the ObamaFarm™ Plan, will henceforth preclude children from performing chores on the farms owned by their families.
Those who understand that "WTF" truly DOES mean "Win the Future" also understand that there is no reason for American farms to exist anymore anyway.
"Hell, all the Big Farm people are moving it all to China," said Senator Harry Reid with a wink, when asked what the ObamaFarm™ laws will portend, not only for future farm jobs but also for the availability of food. "People need to learn to just depend on us, their rulers government," added Senator Charles "Chuckie" Schumah with a warm grin.
Many of us can remember when we were young and our mean parents made us do chores.
>spit<
Of course, the Chores Meanness Quotient is orders of magnitude higher for children growing up on farms, but the Obama administration is about to put an end to that.
"Evil organizations like 4-H and Future Farmers of America will just have to find their little pre-trained slaves elsewhere," stated presidential spokesunit Jay "Carney" Carney in response to questions from journalists today.
Child labor laws, under the ObamaFarm™ Plan, will henceforth preclude children from performing chores on the farms owned by their families.
Those who understand that "WTF" truly DOES mean "Win the Future" also understand that there is no reason for American farms to exist anymore anyway.
"Hell, all the Big Farm people are moving it all to China," said Senator Harry Reid with a wink, when asked what the ObamaFarm™ laws will portend, not only for future farm jobs but also for the availability of food. "People need to learn to just depend on us, their rulers government," added Senator Charles "Chuckie" Schumah with a warm grin.
can lead The Children ™ down the korrekt career path that is for the greater good.