5/7/2012, 6:46 pm
Comrades! I have learned, and find it very appropriate, that our hero, Comrade Stalin, oversaw the first big experiment in Photoshopping.
Apparently in the USSR, photographers still influenced by the bourgeoisie, had trouble taking korrekt photographs. They were shot. It was Uncle Joe's benevolent and wise direction that helped the Soviet People invent Photoshop. With a stroke of a brush, they could eliminate pictures of the people who cluttered up pictures, and even those who never existed and therefore couldn't really be in the original photographs anyway:
A photograph of someone named "Trotsky", who may have pretended to be a pioneer of the Revolution:

Same photograph, improved to show the actual pretender: a head-sized lump!
More exciting examples here:
https://www.newseum.org/berlinwall/commissar_vanishes/index.htm
I know that many of you know all about this, but Comrade Stalin must not have talked about it when I was in the Motherland because he didn't want to brag, so it's all new to me.
Apparently in the USSR, photographers still influenced by the bourgeoisie, had trouble taking korrekt photographs. They were shot. It was Uncle Joe's benevolent and wise direction that helped the Soviet People invent Photoshop. With a stroke of a brush, they could eliminate pictures of the people who cluttered up pictures, and even those who never existed and therefore couldn't really be in the original photographs anyway:
A photograph of someone named "Trotsky", who may have pretended to be a pioneer of the Revolution:
Same photograph, improved to show the actual pretender: a head-sized lump!
More exciting examples here:
https://www.newseum.org/berlinwall/commissar_vanishes/index.htm
I know that many of you know all about this, but Comrade Stalin must not have talked about it when I was in the Motherland because he didn't want to brag, so it's all new to me.


Olbermann was fired by Gore?!?!?!?!?!?!!! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!