5/16/2012, 2:20 am
Comrades,
I am sick and tired think of Hillary screeching that of Dear Leader being so modest. Why play around with merely inserting his name in biographies of his predecessors when he truly towers above all of them in narcissism, incompetence, hatred of the United States, etc. in greatness. It is time, comrades, that we truly recognize Dear Leader's superiority.
I propose that we have Dear Leader's face on Mount Rushmore NOW. This job needs to be done before the November election because if he loses, it will be stopped. Hire as many people as it takes and tax the rich™ to pay for this very vital project. Get it done. Yes we can.™
But I believe that someone as great as Dear Leader should not just be one among the faces on Mount Rushmore. Why should someone who has "evolved" be on the same mountain with wig wearing, slave owning (two of them at least), old, heterosexual, white guys? Rather, we need something greater: Mount Obama. Next to Mount Rushmore should be Mount Obama. We would need to construct an artificial --- rather, a COMPOSITE, mountain at least twice the height and width of Mount Rushmore. That composite mountain would have Dear Leader's image carved into it. It would tower above Mount Rushmore.
On this composite mountain, Dear Leader could either be looking down at the four faces on Mount Rushmore as well as the American people, or he could have his nose high in the air, showing us his self-perceived superiority.
If we thought adding his face to Mount Rushmore would stimulate the economy, we know that building a composite mountain and carving a monument to Dear Leader out of it would stimulate even more. Remember, such a venture would likely violate numerous environmental laws. But we'll ignore those when honoring Dear Leader.
Concept drawings of this monument to Dear Leader's greatness are welcomed and encouraged.
Forward, comrades.
I am sick and tired think of Hillary screeching that of Dear Leader being so modest. Why play around with merely inserting his name in biographies of his predecessors when he truly towers above all of them in narcissism, incompetence, hatred of the United States, etc. in greatness. It is time, comrades, that we truly recognize Dear Leader's superiority.
I propose that we have Dear Leader's face on Mount Rushmore NOW. This job needs to be done before the November election because if he loses, it will be stopped. Hire as many people as it takes and tax the rich™ to pay for this very vital project. Get it done. Yes we can.™
But I believe that someone as great as Dear Leader should not just be one among the faces on Mount Rushmore. Why should someone who has "evolved" be on the same mountain with wig wearing, slave owning (two of them at least), old, heterosexual, white guys? Rather, we need something greater: Mount Obama. Next to Mount Rushmore should be Mount Obama. We would need to construct an artificial --- rather, a COMPOSITE, mountain at least twice the height and width of Mount Rushmore. That composite mountain would have Dear Leader's image carved into it. It would tower above Mount Rushmore.
On this composite mountain, Dear Leader could either be looking down at the four faces on Mount Rushmore as well as the American people, or he could have his nose high in the air, showing us his self-perceived superiority.
If we thought adding his face to Mount Rushmore would stimulate the economy, we know that building a composite mountain and carving a monument to Dear Leader out of it would stimulate even more. Remember, such a venture would likely violate numerous environmental laws. But we'll ignore those when honoring Dear Leader.
Concept drawings of this monument to Dear Leader's greatness are welcomed and encouraged.
Forward, comrades.
