The People's Cube - Political Satire

THE MOST COMPLETE LIST OF THE BENEFITS OF LEFTIST POLICY EVER ASSEMBLED

This book is NOT a spoof. It really is a book of blank pages and you really can buy it.


An exhaustive index of leftist contributions to civilization filling 666 completely blank pages*

*512 pages (Note)

Don't skip reading the notes! You just gotta see the site to appreciate it.

https://socialistbenefits.org

What's so new and original about this? Take Obama, for instance. He's an empty suit and a blank slate and a whole lot of hot air that Americans really DID buy!

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:What's so new and original about this? Take Obama, for instance. He's an empty suit and a blank slate and a whole lot of hot air that Americans really DID buy!

What? You don't think $5 Trillion is too much to pay for Hope and Change do you? How do you put a price on Hope and Change? Absolutely priceless.

I am still reading this book after two weeks. The more I read the more I can associate with the current glorious Obama Regime.

ReportingFromTheAurora wrote:I am still reading this book after two weeks. The more I read the more I can associate with the current glorious Obama Regime.

When you finish reading it, perhaps you can spend another couple of weeks to familiarize yourself with the ultimate progressive puzzle, which is the People's Cube. The concept is similar to the book, only it has more facets to it.

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Wonderful idea, this blank page initiative, because truth is what we currently make it. Writing it down is a waste of time and Mother Earth's resources.

How very Zen.

Here's an idea:

New book by Obama for the 2012 campaign. All about his great accomplishments and what he wants to accomplish in his second term. The book sells like hot cakes. The Left loves it. They cite it. Its a best seller. They praise it. They carry it around with them. Only a genius could write such a book!

But it's totally blank. And like the fable of the emperors new clothes no one will say it. After all, everyone else sees the genius of Obama's book. But there's nothing in the book but blank pages.

Now there's an updated fable for our age.

Wow - great read!
Love the way it details our long march to Progressive Utopia!
At this rate we should be there by Next Tuesday!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... 11bZ_pLusQ

THE BENEFITS OF SOCIALISM
A Portrait Of Progress
THE MOVIE

The book kinda brings back fond memories of Lou Reed's double album "Metal Machine Music".

To quote Wikipedia: "The album features no songs or even recognizably structured compositions, eschewing melody and rhythm for an hour of over-modulated feedback and guitar effects, intricately mixed at varying speeds by Reed himself. In the album's liner notes he claimed to have invented heavy metal and asserted that Metal Machine Music was the ultimate conclusion of that genre."

At the time I figured that only Lou would have the balls to do such a thing - and make it a double album!

$17.76 are you kidding me?! I don't have that kind of money. I'm a college student comrade, I need my loans forgiven before I can buy it, and why should I buy it in the first place?! That's someone else's job. That is the REAL benefit of leftists policies.

Commissar_Elliott wrote:$17.76 are you kidding me?! I don't have that kind of money. I'm a college student comrade, I need my loans forgiven before I can buy it, and why should I buy it in the first place?! That's someone else's job. That is the REAL benefit of leftists policies.

Comrade! Get ahold of yourself. You are already IN cawludge, right? You have free access to paper and a color printer, right? Make your own with free stuff. Put it in a 3 post binder with the front cover showing though. Even better, sucker one of the useful idiots in Journalism to do it for you.

Think comrade, think progressively. You don't have to buy anything you can get for free. Or do any work either.

The best part about this book is that it doesn't require any light to read it. So I can curl up with it in bed tonight without the light on, thus helping to save the planet and also not keeping Mrs. Red Square awake past the hours.

A piece of advice to Comrade Elliott - it would be cheaper if you get it on Kindle. Alternatively, you can go to some torrent site and download the whole thing for free as an eBook. Then just print it out on your school printer for free.

You can then run it on their copier to make extra copies you can later sell on campus claiming that all proceeds will go to the Trayvon Martin Legal Offense fund.

I'm going to wait until the movie comes out.

Vladimir_Scratchanitch wrote:

Commissar_Elliott wrote:$17.76 are you kidding me?! I don't have that kind of money. I'm a college student comrade, I need my loans forgiven before I can buy it, and why should I buy it in the first place?! That's someone else's job. That is the REAL benefit of leftists policies.

Comrade! Get ahold of yourself. You are already IN cawludge, right? You have free access to paper and a color printer, right? Make your own with free stuff. Put it in a 3 post binder with the front cover showing though. Even better, sucker one of the useful idiots in Journalism to do it for you.

Think comrade, think progressively. You don't have to buy anything you can get for free. Or do any work either.

Swindling happens to be one of my specialties. I didn't think of the journalist clods, but now I know where to go.

I'm with Margaret. And I want it on DVD so I can share it with friends and family!

Red Square wrote:The best part about this book is that it doesn't require any light to read it. So I can curl up with it in bed tonight without the light on, thus helping to save the planet and also not keeping Mrs. Red Square awake past the hours.

A piece of advice to Comrade Elliott - it would be cheaper if you get it on Kindle. Alternatively, you can go to some torrent site and download the whole thing for free as an eBook. Then just print it out on your school printer for free.

You can then run it on their copier to make extra copies you can later sell on campus claiming that all proceeds will go to the Trayvon Martin Legal Offense fund.

Why go to the middle man when I could go to the "Barack Obama re-election campaign"?

Comrades, you forgot the major govt. benefit.
Of course, to be fair "Julian's" are also included.