The People's Cube - Political Satire

Apparently in the people's republic, even flies have to obey kommunist directives!


BEIJING – Public restrooms in Beijing must contain no more than two flies per stall, according to a bizarre new directive issued to washroom attendants.

The Beijing Municipal Commission of City Administration and Environment issued the rule Monday as a "new standard for public toilet management," the Beijing News reported.

Xie Guomin, the official in charge of the initiative, told the newspaper that the two-fly rule was not compulsory, but was a new benchmark to improve the Chinese capital's notoriously unpleasant public restrooms.

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I don't blame them. I had bad experience with just one fly inside a stall once. I'm lucky there weren't two of them, or I might not live to tell the tale.

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Unless, of course, they actually mean "two flies per stall."

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If one stall has three flies, and another stall has but one fly, are the washroom attendants required to redistribute the flies?

Well, well, well, I see you comrades have your fly situation under control!
Damn, that's disgusting!

So what's next?
You gonna put flies on the endangered species list?
His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshall Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC [‘Victorious Cross'], DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular, and Professor of Geography.

I thought this is what the "No Fly" rule was all about -- keeping airport restrooms clean.

Oh, goodie goodie gumdrops! Perhaps Dear Leader (pbuh) will make a new appointment... "Fly Czar!"