6/1/2012, 10:14 am
Comrades, this is just what the Party and Dear Leader have been telling you for decades, former president George W. Bush is a menace to our society.
President Obama was gracious enough to invite this nincompoop and his nincompoopette wife to the People's White House on Thursday for the unveiling of their official portraits (why are we putting pictures of these fools up anywhere but on dart boards?)
And look what happens the very next day:
Jobs report: Only 69,000 jobs added, jobless rate rises to 8.2%
Jim Pethokoukis called this a “huge miss” on Twitter, and he's right. Analysts expected the US economy to add 150,000 jobs in May. Instead, we saw only a net gain of 69,000 jobs, and the jobless rate went up slightly to 8.2%
U-3 (the topline jobless rate) went from 8.1% to 8.2%, the first increase of any kind in that measure since June 2011. The U-6 figure, which comprises all unemployed and marginally attached workers, rose from 14.5% to 14.8%.
In other words, this is an unmitigated flop.
Source: Hot Air
The chimp idiot Bush must've touched something in the White House when no one was looking and blew up the economy!
That must be it! Why wasn't someone assigned to watch him? Everyone knows what a nitwit he is - he is the kind of dolt who pulls a loose thread on a suit and the whole thing unravels. He must've pressed a button looking to summon the steward for coffee and instead fired a few million people.
We are just lucky the "nuclear football" is under armed guard or he would've taken it out to the Rose Garden and tried to punt it and blown up New Jersey or something. He wouldn't have blown up a damn stupid RED STATE, he would've blown up New Jersey! What a jerk!
All of the hard work Dear Leader Obama has put in the last three and a half years to fix the mess this clown made is now down the drain. All of it! He will have to start all over again with another Stimulus.
Then he will have to re-do health care again. I don't know if even someone as smart as Obama can do all this work in just four or six more years. Bush may have broken something really badly this time (are there cameras in the White House? Did anyone see what he touched?) and we may have to beg Obama to stay much, much longer to help us thru this mess. It will be a sacrifice, but I think he could be persuaded. Let us hope so.
But please Mr. President, I know how gracious and warm and loving and cuddly you always are, but please do not invite this Bush klutz to the White House again. The economy cannot take it.
President Obama was gracious enough to invite this nincompoop and his nincompoopette wife to the People's White House on Thursday for the unveiling of their official portraits (why are we putting pictures of these fools up anywhere but on dart boards?)
And look what happens the very next day:
Jobs report: Only 69,000 jobs added, jobless rate rises to 8.2%
U-3 (the topline jobless rate) went from 8.1% to 8.2%, the first increase of any kind in that measure since June 2011. The U-6 figure, which comprises all unemployed and marginally attached workers, rose from 14.5% to 14.8%.
In other words, this is an unmitigated flop.
Source: Hot Air
That must be it! Why wasn't someone assigned to watch him? Everyone knows what a nitwit he is - he is the kind of dolt who pulls a loose thread on a suit and the whole thing unravels. He must've pressed a button looking to summon the steward for coffee and instead fired a few million people.
We are just lucky the "nuclear football" is under armed guard or he would've taken it out to the Rose Garden and tried to punt it and blown up New Jersey or something. He wouldn't have blown up a damn stupid RED STATE, he would've blown up New Jersey! What a jerk!
All of the hard work Dear Leader Obama has put in the last three and a half years to fix the mess this clown made is now down the drain. All of it! He will have to start all over again with another Stimulus.
Then he will have to re-do health care again. I don't know if even someone as smart as Obama can do all this work in just four or six more years. Bush may have broken something really badly this time (are there cameras in the White House? Did anyone see what he touched?) and we may have to beg Obama to stay much, much longer to help us thru this mess. It will be a sacrifice, but I think he could be persuaded. Let us hope so.
But please Mr. President, I know how gracious and warm and loving and cuddly you always are, but please do not invite this Bush klutz to the White House again. The economy cannot take it.
