Comrades, Dear Leader needs our advice, whether he knows it or not.

Hail to the Chief is too old and militaristic in nature; it fails to inspire the true Party spirit. I would propose the old white guy song be replaced with something more "appropriate"...

My first thoughts follow:

1. Theme from Shaft, Isaac Hayes (Dear Leader is a baaad motha...)

2. For the Love of Money, O'Jays

There are more, but we must find the most fitting! Those of you needing help can contact Pamalinski for assistance and video support.

As the Constitution is too old-fashioned and in need of replacement, so is the presidential musical theme. We must fundamentally transform America's soundtrack!

"Everybody must get stoned" by Bob "Zimmerman" Dylan
"Smoke on the water" by Deep Purple
"Let's get it on" by Marvin Gaye
"Taxman" by the Beatles
"Bad moon rising" by CCR
"The end" by the Doors

And for Michelle -

"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen" by Princess Vespa

Red Square, you are correct, FLATUS is overlooked by the remnants of the Rethuglikkan administration. When she enters a room, all should rise to the musical strains of Weird Al Yankovich's "Eat It"

Whatever you do, please LOSE the military band. It's too symbolic of the mighty America that once oppressed and exploited the rest of the world. Replace it with a kazoo, or even better, a pocket comb and waxed paper.

Suggestions from Facebook:

Everybody's got something to hide - The Beatles
Born "Possibly" in the USA - Springsteen
Rolling in the debt - Adele
Set fire to the Constitution - Adele

Back in the USSR

If we change it to "Back in the USSA" I get to play the guitar solo!!!

"I'd Love To Change The World" by Ten Years After.

Everywhere is freaks and hairies
Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity
Tax the rich, feed the poor
Till there are no rich no more?

I'd love to change the world
But I don't know what to do
So I'll leave it up to you

Wait comrades! Are we being too hasty here? After all, in the Re-edukation camps we must first execute the disloyal, and then bring the others into a single unit, devoid of any individualistic tendencies, marching in step behind Dear Leader. Or ...? If so, I don't know if we can have them march to the songs of Adele. Perhaps we can use some golden oldies ??

Maybe with
Soyuz nyerushimi respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus
Da zdravstvuyet sozdanni volei narodov
Yedini moguchi Sovyetsky Soyuz! ...

Or the Darth Vader theme?

Or this one?

Thank you for that last link, Comrade Vrag.
It is obvious that " Duck Soup " has proven to be inspirational to our Dear Leader Obama !

Krasnodar wrote: Embrace Marxism!

...and Lennonism!

Speaking of which...

You say you want an Obamanation (Lenin and McCartney)

Or rewrite song, Hail to the Thief

Red Square wrote:Speaking of which...

You say you want an Obamanation (Lenin and McCartney)

And don't forget...

MOST EQUAL!