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Normandy? Give me a break! There are more lucrative cemeteries to dig the votes from.

OBAMA: "I'd honor D-Day if those 9,000 dead would vote Democrat. Until then, I'd rather be fundraisin'. Sieg Heil, or whatever that thingamajig is called."

Two authors emailed me two pictures today:

Hey, give the poor guy a break. After all, "He did give a speech in 2009, the 65th anniversary of the event." What's he supposed to do, attend every year or something? Eisenhower only invaded France once. I don't hear anybody complaining about that.

Today I received an email from Brad talking about Mitt and his Mass record.
"Romney made a lot of promises when running for governor (a lot of the same ones we're hearing today). Once in office, he failed to deliver. [Am I wrong? Does this sound like Obama?]Romney ran for governor promising to use his experience as a corporate buyout specialist to create jobs.[Obama ran on rhetoric] Instead, Massachusetts ranked 47th out of 50 states in job creation during his four year term. [This can happen to anyone. With the (R) in control of the House and Senate Mitt cannot be as bad as Obama]He promised to bring down the state's debt. It ballooned by more than $2.6 billion. [Obama promised to cut the deficit in half, but it ballooned too] Romney left Massachusetts taxpayers with more debt per person than any state in the nation"(Brad Woodhouse)Obama will leave the White House with more debt per person than Bush did.Let us all rejoice in the damning of America... Just like Obama's pastor. J. Wright (Idiot)

Comrades, as we all should have realized, Dear Leader was only yet again showing his deep humility when he didn't mention D-Day today - after all, he was there and led the charge, essentially single-handedly taking the Normandy beach and moving inland to victory!

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:

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Comrades, as we all should have realized, Dear Leader was only yet again showing his deep humility when he didn't mention D-Day today - after all, he was there and led the charge, essentially single-handedly taking the Normandy beach and moving inland to victory!

NOT IN THIS MANS ARMY! HE'D BE RELEGATED TO DRIVING THE TRUCK, PERIOD!

D-Day? Doesn't that mean Donation Day?

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Nice touch, Obambastic! You POSMOFO! My father was blown to smithereens by a land mine during this invasion! He was killed a week before I was born! We never knew each other! He had a photographic memory! I wish he had lived to record this! You Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Please, PLEASE! Go ALL the way down, unlike your wife, who makes push-ups mean something! Pussy! Women love calling an asshole like you a pussy! Why? Because we are not! We fight for our brethren. That takes some fortitude. Something you lack! Bigtime. Of course, we know you don't even care. Get Lost, Obama!!!!! Lost! Lost! Lost!

Ruh roh.

Do I detect JiffyLoboTime™?

Jifi-Lobo™ (NOT Jifi-Lube!, SEE you have been brainwashed, too!) is a regular, weekly thing with me. I do it when I get a pedicure. They are quite the same!

Dear Leader is so lost that his picture needs to be posted on a milk carton in order for us to find him again!

Bingo! Comrade Loaf! Ding! Ding! Ding!

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For the first time in my adult life, I, Pamalinsky, am proud to be an American! Onward dear Wisconsin! Yeah!

D-Day?????

What is this? Some 80's comic book?

New Paradigm wrote:D-Day?????

What is this? Some 80's comic book?

Alas, it would seem that it is!

Comrade Loaf, do we really want to find him? As incompetent as he has been, would we not get to the World of Next Tuesday quicker if we don't find him?

Pamalinsky wrote:Jifi-Lobo™ (NOT Jifi-Lube!, SEE you have been brainwashed, too!) is a regular, weekly thing with me. I do it when I get a pedicure. They are quite the same!

My most equal apologies, Comrade Pamalinsky. See what happens when I'm at work and have neither the Current Truth nor my fileage available to me?

Gosh, ROCK! Could'a sworn I read Jifi Lube™ on your post! Did I ever get that wrong! Choke!

Comrades, small words and big pictures are always appropriate!

[Rolling eyes] ...Ok, WHY are we upset the Dear Reader (AP&PBUH) for dishonoring the memory of D-Day? The Overlord invasion was perhaps the HIEGHT of American Imperialist Hubris. We should APOLOGISE for our conquest and subsequent rape of Western Europe. If America had simply stayed out of Europe during the Great Patriotic War, then Stalin could have liberated all of Europe (even ‘great' Britain). Indeed, the Soviet Union might still be here today were it not for D-Day.

In fact, one could argue that the current Eurozone crisis is a direct result of that RethugliKKKan Eisenhower's meddling in European affairs. There would have been no NATO aircraft to bomb innocent Afghani civilians!

Rather simply look at Dear Reader's (AP&PBUH) slight to a bunch of raping, jack-booted baby-killers this D-Day, we should look at Dear Reader (AP&PBUH) as meting out a bit of social poetic justice.

Given the embarrassing, immoral debacle of the American invasion, is it any wonder that Ike would downplay his role?

Looks like I may have to open a Post-Natal Contraception Clinic/Necroproxy Voter Enrollment Center here on the Cube.

I suppose we could throw the vets a bone....

Perhaps Dear Reader (AP&PBUH) will make an official Presidential visit to Omaha Beach in 2019 or 2024, take a solemn, contemplative stroll along the quiet sandy shoreline, find a handful of pebbles and arrange them in the form of a cross...and perhaps bow His head and even emit a tear.

Seem's the big guy can't even have a little "fun" without the vile Rethug attack dogs playing up to the VRWC tea bagging media.

Tovarichi wrote:Comrades, small words and big pictures are always appropriate!

This doesn't even look Photoshopped! What on earth is she eating? I'm not sure I even want to know. Scary post, Tovi, what with all the creepy cannibalistic stuff making it's way on the news these days.

Note the downcast look of the little girl next to FLATUS - I suspect that FLATUS is eating either her dog or her best friend. Possibly her mother. It's hard to tell once they're all chopped up.

Comrade Loaf wrote:Dear Leader is so lost that his picture needs to be posted on a milk carton in order for us to find him again!

Another "side-of-the-milk-carton" joke is, "Happiness is finding my mother-in-law on the side of a milk carton." Another one: "When I die I hope they bury me upside down so the whole world can kiss my ass!"

Pamalinsky wrote:

Comrade Loaf wrote:Dear Leader is so lost that his picture needs to be posted on a milk carton in order for us to find him again!

Another "side-of-the-milk-carton" joke is, "Happiness is finding my mother-in-law on the side of a milk carton." Another one: "When I die I hope they bury me upside down so the whole world can kiss my ass!"

The perfect breakfast for a man: he sees mother in law on the milk carton, his son on the box of Wheaties, and his mistress in the centerfold...

Here's another one Tovi! I had a most excellent composer as a friend, way back in NYC. She did some most equal McDonald's commercials. Ginny Redington was her name! She later married Tom Dawes! I got to sit in on some sessions with her! Including the guy, Bobby Scott, who wrote, "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother." Wonderful experience!


Lovely person, Ginny, very sweet and smart! She made a fortune and turned out to be one of the 1%! I hate her as much as I love her! Just some more trivia from Pammie!