6/23/2012, 11:48 pm
KOMRADES!!!
Great news! (…at least for us “made progs”)
Our Dear Reader (AP&PBUH) is well on the way to re-instituting Jus Primae Noctis… perhaps better known in the vulgar as “Prima Nocta” (aka. “First Night”): "When any common girl/boy/hermaphrodite inhabiting their lands is married, our Nobles Government Officials shall have sexual rights to her/him/it on the night of her/his/its wedding.”
As you may well know, Dear Reader's (AP&PBUH) election campaign team has instituted a fund raising vehicle for underwrite His Imminence's imminent re-coronation re-election. That is the great unwashed masses may be honored at the occasion of their wedding to “register” with the Obama Campaign and have well-wishers exchange the gifting of fine China place settings and Egyptian cotton sheets to the happy couple upon their intended nuptials with a commensurate gift to Dear Reader's (AP&PBUH) imminent re-coronation re-election campaign.
As the State is charged with the responsibility for issuing Licenses to marry, it will -- as a matter of course -- be an excellent opportunity for the happy couples to establish their “gift registry” with their local county magistrate. The implication for the intended couple -- of course -- will be that unintended or unwished for consequences for NOT making such a progressively progressive move. Which is where my copy of a secret communiqué from Kom. Eric with-Holder comes into play…
If you are a “Made Prog,” you are invited to peruse the rolls of the various county clerks in your province for couples who have applied for a Marriage License, but declined to divert their wedding gifts to Dear Reader's (AP&PBUH) imminent re-coronation re-election campaign. At which time, you are authorised to “crash” the wedding (preferably upon the occasion of their wedding reception), introduce yourself and select one or both partners as you desire as is your right as a demonstrated elite progressive.
This should be sufficient to encourage ALL to issue their devotion to Dear Reader (AP&PBUH)
FORWARD!!!
Great news! (…at least for us “made progs”)
Our Dear Reader (AP&PBUH) is well on the way to re-instituting Jus Primae Noctis… perhaps better known in the vulgar as “Prima Nocta” (aka. “First Night”): "When any common girl/boy/hermaphrodite inhabiting their lands is married, our Nobles Government Officials shall have sexual rights to her/him/it on the night of her/his/its wedding.”
As you may well know, Dear Reader's (AP&PBUH) election campaign team has instituted a fund raising vehicle for underwrite His Imminence's imminent re-coronation re-election. That is the great unwashed masses may be honored at the occasion of their wedding to “register” with the Obama Campaign and have well-wishers exchange the gifting of fine China place settings and Egyptian cotton sheets to the happy couple upon their intended nuptials with a commensurate gift to Dear Reader's (AP&PBUH) imminent re-coronation re-election campaign.
As the State is charged with the responsibility for issuing Licenses to marry, it will -- as a matter of course -- be an excellent opportunity for the happy couples to establish their “gift registry” with their local county magistrate. The implication for the intended couple -- of course -- will be that unintended or unwished for consequences for NOT making such a progressively progressive move. Which is where my copy of a secret communiqué from Kom. Eric with-Holder comes into play…
If you are a “Made Prog,” you are invited to peruse the rolls of the various county clerks in your province for couples who have applied for a Marriage License, but declined to divert their wedding gifts to Dear Reader's (AP&PBUH) imminent re-coronation re-election campaign. At which time, you are authorised to “crash” the wedding (preferably upon the occasion of their wedding reception), introduce yourself and select one or both partners as you desire as is your right as a demonstrated elite progressive.
This should be sufficient to encourage ALL to issue their devotion to Dear Reader (AP&PBUH)
FORWARD!!!
