The People's Cube - Political Satire

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You say "tea party" like it's a bad thing
You say "capitalism" like it's a bad thing
You say "gun nut" like it's a bad thing
You say "stand your ground" like it's a bad thing
You say "conservative" like it's a bad thing
You say "right-wing blogger" like it's a bad thing
You say "compromise" like it's a good thing

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You say "profit" like it's a bad thing.

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You say "libertarian" like it's a bad thing
You say "gold standard" like it's a bad thing

Or can you make these sound distasteful. (should be easy)

Earn a living without government handouts.
Not spend more than you earn.
Love your country.
Being white.
Being heterosexual.
Being black and Republican.
Working without being a union member.
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Above is a prime example of someone who "did not make it on his own". We all helped to build the roads to his house and his work. We bought tickets to his movies. We paid for the hospitals to keep him alive. I say we take our share of his money and divide it up fairly. I say we put a stop to the few sucking off the many. And what better place to start than Hollywood. Grab you torches and pitchforks.

You say "Big F...ing Deal" like it's a good thing.
You say "Forward" likes it's a good thing.
You say "Bain" like it's a bad thing.

You say "Breeder" like it's a bad thing.
You say "Rugged Individual" like it's a bad thing.
You say "Up By The Boot Straps" like it's a bad thing.

You say "Repeal ObamaCare" like it's a bad thing.