The People's Cube - Political Satire

Most Glorious news comrades!

Our most great leader, Papa Obama, has decided to take us one more
step closer to racial unity. Indeed only by making judgments by race
can we teach people not to make judgments by race.

He has created the African-American Education Office

The White House says the office will coordinate the work of communities
and federal agencies to ensure that African-American youngsters are better
prepared for high school, college and career

No doubt it will be a well coordinated "effort"
After all, what could go wrong with this idea.....

Is perfect scheme Comrades. A new ministry for those who refuse to learn run by Commissars who don't want anybody to know anything. Equality of outcomes is now guaranteed. Nothing from Party Central Committee equals nothing. Is everybody happy? You will be happy and you will like it. Nothing for everyone is the Party's gift to all except themselves. We didn't do that. It's their idea. Duh. I mean Da.

Comrades,

We should not rest until every minority from any place has it's own education office.

We can turn DC into a mini BUN. UN is for United? Nations. The B is your choice.Separate but equal funding must be demanded for each office.

Comrades


Stereotype Update: Pelosi-Jews are smart People or No Special Education Dept. Needed

But thanks in no small part to Pelosi and her continuing efforts to promote diversity and group identity to better serve the collective,
she has reaffirmed the stereotype for us in her reference to Jewish people:

"...they're smart people."

This is good for us to know; since we can now save money by not having to give them
a Special Education Dep't.

However, in this same article she states about Republican Jews:

"... they're being exploited. And they're smart people."

I am concerned comrades. If they are that smart then how can they be exploited?
Perhaps we will need some type of reeducation for these "kind" of Jews
who do not fit our definition of what a Jew should be...

This kind of difference can not be tolerated in the promotion of Progressive diversity.

No doubt a Jewish Republican-American Education Office
will be put into the works as soon as possible

Since they are "good" with money, these "smart" Jews will figure out
a way for us to pay for it ...

By changing the word order to Jewish-American-RebublicanS, any impersonal reference can be made to a JAR singular or JARS plural.

Dehumanizing is a part of the social evolution game, one group is UP the other group must needs be DOWN.

Racism is a sin that infects all of us in the white majority. We should be grateful that our beloved leader is African and so has experienced the insidious prejudice that keeps talented people like himself from succeeding. It should be clear to every thinking person (JARS perhaps not) that a special bureaucracy is needed to root out the last traces of racism from our glorious one-size-fits-all education system, which (we must admit) is still unperfected.

Indeed

our new motto should be

From each race according to their ability
To each race according to their need

You know what else our Most Great Leader, Papa Obama
our "postracial president" did in this executive order ?


Papa Obama has decreed that school discipline will be distributed out according to skin color:

His July 26 executive order established a government panel to promote “a positive school climate that does not rely on methods that result in disparate use of disciplinary tools.”

President Barack Obama is backing a controversial campaign by progressives to regulate schools' disciplinary actions so that members of major racial and ethnic groups are penalized at equal rates, regardless of individuals' behavior.