The People's Cube - Political Satire

Our brave soldiers, after helping win a revolutionary victory in the US on November 7th, have liberated all McDonalds in the US with the help of the brave Soviet army. Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton have authorized this move.

McDonalds employees will now recieve free health care, free education, and a 100 rouble an hour wage. The management has been sent to re-education camps in Siberia, to learn the values of socialism. The people who come in and buy products will now have two choices... Potatoes and Borsch. The Soviet council on McDonalds will now approve all management positions and appointments. The KGB will oversee this.



The revolution spreads next to Starbucks and Wal-Mart, comrades!!!

Ahh And comrade what does the happy meal come with and what is the toy!!??

General Ivan wrote:Ahh And comrade what does the happy meal come with and what is the toy!!??

The Happy Meal has been replaced by the Meal for the Little Octoberists. It comes with a play Hammer and Sickle, a small side of Borsch, a sweet beverage, and a small ration of cooked beef. It also comes with a George Bush Punching doll (for the under-3 crowd)

We are going to take down up against the Wall-Mart, Target, Wendys, Kentucky Fried Death, Marshalls, Dress Barn and then we are going to go to the Outback Steak House! Eaaaaahhhhhhhh!! And send those capitalist back to Florida!

I wish to toss my hat in for one of these very exclusive managerial positions at the McDonalds, such a title will help me garner the trust of the working class and shed this air of elitism I carry with me.

Shouldn't we leave Starbucks as it is for a while? Starbucks is a good corporation...it keeps the useful idiots in college full of caffeine. And we'll need those useful idiots in 2008!

Branish wrote:Shouldn't we leave Starbucks as it is for a while? Starbucks is a good corporation...it keeps the useful idiots in college full of caffeine. And we'll need those useful idiots in 2008!

But, Comrade Branish, Starbucks is exploiting its workers with a $10 an hour wage and substandard health care, and swiping their ration cards. We can't allow this damage to the poletariot. We MUST still liberate Starbucks, but there won't be any menu changes for the party faithful. However, they will have to pay roubles and get special cards from the local commissionar. (Which isn't a problem for most college students anyway, as they are part of the party faithful)

Branish wrote:Shouldn't we leave Starbucks as it is for a while? Starbucks is a good corporation...it keeps the useful idiots in college full of caffeine. And we'll need those useful idiots in 2008!

They don't need caffeine when they have their Prozac and Ritalin.

Can I substitute a McTurnip for the potatoes in my Young Pioneer's Meal?

Comrade Che Cure Booty wrote:Can I substitute a McTurnip for the potatoes in my Young Pioneer's Meal?

Nyet!!

You have yet to re-educate yourself and perform proper self purging for the thoughtcrimes you have committed against Glorious Uber Comrade HRC!!!
Me thinks you may be a spy of the shrew......

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

O'Brien wrote:

Comrade Che Cure Booty wrote:Can I substitute a McTurnip for the potatoes in my Young Pioneer's Meal?

Nyet!!

You have yet to re-educate yourself and perform proper self purging for the thoughtcrimes you have committed against Glorious Uber Comrade HRC!!!
Me thinks you may be a spy of the shrew......

O'Brien



WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

We must be ever-watchful for infiltrators...

Comrade Che Cure Booty wrote:Can I substitute a McTurnip for the potatoes in my Young Pioneer's Meal?

Only if you have a Get out of Gulag free card, and are willing to part ways with it.