Comrades. I have some most disturbing news to announce, and, quite frankly, I do not know what to make of it. It seems as though Queen Michelle was in a delusional state on Sunday. She spoke to a group of fellow progressive 1%rs at Gwen Stefani's No Doubt Beverly Hills home. The First Queen actually tried to convince the Beverly Hills peasants that Dear Leader is...well...
"Barack can't do it alone. He's not Spider-Man. He's not a superhero. He's a human, so we need your help".
Imagine that. She had the utter gall to refer to "The One" as a mere mortal, a "human". What could she have been thinking? I am at a loss. I hope Dear Leader corrects the record and will remind us all of the fact that he is not as we are, human.
8/13/2012, 2:19 am
El Presidente
One a side note. The good news is she seemed to regather her senses later in the speech. She informed the young children at the "Sunday of Fun" event that Team Obama will accept their votes.
"I am not just talking to the adults here today. I am talking to the young people here as well. All of our young people--you might not be old enough to vote. You vote at school, I know--I met several young people who are going to be voting for my husband, who are 10 and under--we accept those votes."
8/13/2012, 4:45 am
John Frum
Look how close to the dream of most equal Comrade Bill Ayers we have gotten:
I'm afraid I must step in and come to the Queen's defense here. After all, she does have sex with Dear Leader so if anyone would know his superhero status it surely must be her.
8/13/2012, 5:59 pm
TheFineReport.com
He's so awesome, they had to get the GOP to agree to a affirmative action debates:
After the uproar of the GOP establishment agreeing to corrupt, biased reporters skewing moderating the presidential debates to give a leg up to little Barry Obama, the Democrats have agreed to replace the leftists shills moderators.
Meet the replacements:
“Wake me up when it's my turn to ask a question.”
“Please, just kill me and put me out of my misery — or let me play golf everyday, like Obama.”
“I'm ready. Are there any more questions before I leave?
No?”
8/13/2012, 7:16 pm
Opiate of the People
Comrade Obama is only human? That is like hearing Kim Jung Il is dead or something! If Comrade Dear Leader Obama is only human, that means that someday he could... [gasp] pass away! What will happen then? How will the earth know to keep spinning or the sun to keep shining? And if the sun stops shining, what will happen then to all the green energy investments that haven't gone bankrupt? They could go bankrupt!
We must do something! How about Harry Reid and Nancy passing a bill that says Obama cannot die! That should fix everything, right? Please tell me I'm right....
The deputy press secretary for the Department of Homeland Security was arrested for trying to seduce online someone he thought was a teenage girl. Now, the Securities and Exchange Commission found that 17 of 31 employees caught accessing porn at work since Barack Obama was elected — one for up to eight hours a day — were senior staff.
In 2010, the Boston Globe reported that senior Pentagon staff were downloading child porn. Instead of generating a media storm, the story died. Senior staff were watching the sexual torture of small children on Pentagon computers.
The latest revelation of missile-defense staff using porn should have America extremely alarmed. It is not yet confirmed if child porn was involved.
Of the Colombian Secret Service scandal, Rep. Darrell E. Issa, chairman of the House Committee on Government Oversight and Reform, asked if women younger than 18 (i.e., trafficked children) were involved.
